Wedding Crashers, The Waterboy, Van Wilder, etc. There was........

http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/caddyshack/caddy004.jpg

You take drugs, Danny?
Every day.

We watched it again last night. Damn, one of the best funny movies ever made

And for you horny pervs...

http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/caddyshack.jpg

I resent that you included clerks with those other movies. :furious:

i love it when chevy chase throws the shot of tequila over his shoulder and snorts the salt

What happened to Chevy Chase?

i was boooooorn to love you.
i was booooooorn to lick your face.
i was booooorn to rub your body.
but you were born to rub me first.

cb4 pwns.

i was boooooorn to love you.
i was booooooorn to lick your face.
i was booooorn to rub your body.
but you were born to rub me first.
lets go for a swim!


DRum

" see your future, be your future, may-may-make it. I'm-a, I'm a veg Danny."
- Ty Webb

Man Chevy Chase was so damn cool...

people always used to mistake my dad for Chevy Chase when we were in Aspen.

Caddyshack is one of the best movies ever made.

keeeeeeeeeeeeep your eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye onnnnnnnnnn the fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuit

FTW

You're a funzanoon!

- CS2

They're like the Viet Cong... Varment Cong.

I schmell varmint poontang

"Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP."

people always used to mistake my dad for Chevy Chase when we were in Aspen.

Caddyshack is one of the best movies ever made.

keeeeeeeeeeeeep your eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye onnnnnnnnnn the fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuit

FTW


not caddyshack 2!







That hat comes with a free bowl of soup! Oh, it looks good on you though!

What happened to Chevy Chase?
It was downhill after this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2334.jpg

If by downhill, you mean taking his millions and retiring to Palm Beach, I'll take downhill anytime.

Dookie!!!!!

he says to me "Gunga Gulunga"

I got a salami I gotta' hide!

" You know they say for Italians this is skilled labor."
-Al Czervik

Oh Billy, Billy, Billy... (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/billy%20billy%20billy.wav)

http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/ohbillybillybilly.jpg

Ted Knight FTMFW

whenever somebody in my peer group is hanging out with somebody above our general income level they get a "how about you come over and mow my lawn mmmmmm? mmmmmmm? mmmmmmm?"

So, any of you ladies ever seen a crisp new fifty dollar bill?

Cannonball

Wanna make 13 dollars the hard way?

Cannonball
:mad: I was just about to post that :lol:

CANNONBALL, cannonball *huff*

So, any of you ladies ever seen a crisp new fifty dollar bill?
One of the few funny lines in that one.

whenever somebody in my peer group is hanging out with somebody above our general income level they get a "how about you come over and mow my lawn (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/mow%20my%20lawn.wav) mmmmmm? mmmmmmm? mmmmmmm?"

Don't forget to offer them a Fresca (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/how%20bout%20a%20fresca.wav).

http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/howboutafresca.jpg

Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Fixed.

My dad looks just like Ted Knight when he was in Caddyshack. :banana:

:mad: I was just about to post that :lol:

CANNONBALL, cannonball *huff*


now with pics...

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/film/2l/C/caddyshack_lg_01.jpg

So what??? So let's dance!!!

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rodney.JPG


You must have been something before electricity.

baby you musta been something before electricity.

My dad looks just like Ted Knight when he was in Caddyshack. :banana:

RS: "I want a hamburger...no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake..."

RS's dad: "You'll get nothing and like it!! (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/get%20nothing%20and%20like%20it.wav)"

WHOA!

honey will you loofah my stretchmarks?

RS: "I want a hamburger...no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake..."

RS's dad: "You'll get nothing and like it!! (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/get%20nothing%20and%20like%20it.wav)"
:lol:

http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/caddyshack.jpg
mama mia with meatballs...

Let's not forget: This is good stuff... (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/got%20if%20from%20a%20negro.wav)

Let's not forget: This is good stuff... (http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/got%20if%20from%20a%20negro.wav)
"You're probably so high already you can't tell the difference anyway."

hahahaha

Moose, Rocco...help the judge find his wallet.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

"You owe me one gumball machine."
-Lou

"You owe me one gumball machine."
-Lou
Pick up that blood!

Tanks Fer Nuttin!

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
this part that cracks me up. when murray is saying this line, he's prodding the caddy in the neck with the pitchfork. poor kid is trying so hard not to laugh. :lol:

If by downhill, you mean taking his millions and retiring to Palm Beach, I'll take downhill anytime.
+1

- Fletch

" I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish...OK, fine."
-Al Czervik

Hey Sabu, can you make a bull shot?

Can you make a shoe smell?

Lacy: My uncle thinks you've got a screw loose.

Ty: Well, your uncle molests collies.

Can't forget the dancing gopher, that sounds like a dolphin:
http://www.ralphdefelice.com/archives_baby/Dancing_gopher-thumb.gif

"Hey you're a good kid, you know....what time you due back in boy's town"

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!

carl was the original milf hunter though. he was eye raping those women golfers when cleaning his (golf) balls

I'mmmm all-riiEET!!!
Nobody worry 'bout meeeee

Wedding Crashers, The Waterboy, Van Wilder, etc. There was........
http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/caddyshack.jpg

She reminds me of this chick i saw in a porn the otehr day.

As for chevy wasn't he on a VH1 special? if not its coming :lol:

carl was the original milf hunter though. he was eye raping those women golfers when cleaning his (golf) balls
"ohhh man in the boat overboard!.....wait up girls, I got a salami I've gotta hide...would you like to wrap your spikes around mine?"

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!

I can do that! I don't even need a reason!

I can do that! I don't even need a reason!
" It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying.....you fuzzy little foreigner."

bushwood

Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man who is worthwhile, is the man who can smile...
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Did someone step on a duck?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/caddyshack/rodney_dangerfield/caddyshack.jpg

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Heh: http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/c/caddyshack-script-transcript-golf-movie.html

Another rob roy, Bishop?

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink...
...because it's nobody's goddamn business...
...how many drinks he's had already, right?

Wrong! You're drinking too much, your Excellency.

"Excellency," fiddlesticks!

My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.

You're not a man. You're a bishop, for God's sake!

There is no God!

Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man who is worthwhile, is the man who can smile...
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

uhhawuhhaw honey christen the boat.

Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against Club practice and I'd like to ask at this time if you all agree to waive all sanction against said referee or anything that might get me fired.

Another $20 says he eats it.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
Didnt want to do it.


Felt I...owed it to them

Ahoy Malloy!

"last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it"

"Hey this place is restricted so dont tell them your Jewish.....This is my friend Mr. Wang...no offense"

I like you, Betty.



That's Danny, sir.

"Hey this place is restricted so dont tell them your Jewish.....This is my friend Mr. Wang...no offense"

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What did you shoot today?



I don't keep score, Judge.



How do you measure yourself
with other golfers?



By height.

I like it when Chevy looks at his wrist (without a watch) and says, "I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a thing"

or something like that...hilarious.

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.


Dont sell yourself short Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.

Another $20 says he eats it.
Double or nothing he eats it.

Thank you very little.

whenever somebody in my peer group is hanging out with somebody above our general income level they get a "how about you come over and mow my lawn mmmmmm? mmmmmmm? mmmmmmm?"

Ive been thinking about this all ****ing day, it kind of pissed me off becuause I have to mow my girlfriends parents lawn

FTW

"You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself."

"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."

The fairly recent dvd re-release has some great extras, including a long documentary with interviews of lots of the less famous cast members - Lacey, D'Annunzio, etc. There are also a few decent outtakes, including one of the Ty / Spackler scene that's even better than the one in the movie - but a lighting rig fell towards the end of the shot.

"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Winner...

Wow...you love CaddyShack. Your hotometer just went up another couple notches.

What're your feelings about Fletch?

DjB

Wow...you love CaddyShack. Your hotometer just went up another couple notches.

What're your feelings about Fletch?

DjB
"What kind of a name is Poon anyway?"
"Comanche indian"

Probably that pederast Hanrahan.

DjB

"He's 6'5". With the afro 6'9"


"I love your body, Larry"

"Bark like a dog for me"

"could you love someone who looked like that?"
"what're you talking about. of course not. five minutes, ten tops."

http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/caddyshack_bugeyes2.gif

hate golf... love caddy shack, and pretty much any other golf comedy.

nunin.. nunin nunin nunin.... nunin nunin nunin nunin nunin... nuninnunin

Lampoons vacation movies were the worst :( poor Clark.

Ahoy Malloy!
Ahoy, Polloi!

Ahoy, Polloi!
" What did you just come from, a scotch ad?"

"Porterhouse!"