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Mach V Dan
08-28-2006, 11:44 AM
I hate to have to resort to this, but spamification of this little MAIC vendor forum forces my hand.

HUGE bunch of Cobb AccessPorts (http://www.fastwrx.com/cobbaccessport.html) IN STOCK NOW!

We have:

04 WRX
05 WRX
06 WRX
04 WRX STi
05 WRX STi
06 WRX STI
Maybe some more that I can't see from my desk!!!


OMG OMG OMG! Call or stop in now before they assplode!!!1! We just gotta get rid of this stuff!! We're CRAZY!!! Monday Bumpizzle for shizzle!!!

CLICK HERE (http://www.fastwrx.com/cobbaccessport.html) right now! Click it! Click it! PM me for hot cyber!! We also have Trubo XS UTEXors!!!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum reading.

--Dan
Mach V
FastWRX.com (www.fastwrx.com)

kts262
08-28-2006, 11:54 AM
:lol: i just wet myself

J-Rex2004
08-28-2006, 01:47 PM
IP Ban for dodging the swear filter :lol:

jmaluso
08-28-2006, 02:42 PM
FYI - your links go to TurboXS and Prodrive performance package page.

Mach V Dan
08-28-2006, 02:53 PM
FYI - your links go to TurboXS and Prodrive performance package page.

I...knew that. (Fixed.)

--Dan
Mach V
FastWRX.com (www.fastwrx.com)

brickhoss
08-28-2006, 03:36 PM
Dan always has such creative ads... :lol:

Jard
08-28-2006, 03:51 PM
I'm here for the hot cyber.

wonkothesane26
08-28-2006, 03:53 PM
I'm here for the hot cyber.



cyber? But we're all MAIC. Why not meet?

r0bman
08-28-2006, 04:37 PM
And THIS, right here, is why I shop at Mach V. Best owner evar :)

... and the fact that its about 2 miles away...

Mach V Dan
08-29-2006, 12:42 AM
Violets are blue

Jard
08-29-2006, 07:45 AM
cyber? But we're all MAIC. Why not meet?
Watch this and you'll figure it out...

http://www.electrocity.ca/-%20Visual/Shorts/the_parlor_dsl.wmv

sorry to Dan for spamming his thread :lol:

Mach V Dan
08-29-2006, 11:04 AM
Roses are pink

infantsam
08-29-2006, 10:07 PM
Ever since he manned the chop saw - things are just 'different' over there at Underwood Lane

Mach V Dan
08-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Dang, new rules prevent me from dribbling out one line at a time.

The end is:

On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink

Burma Shave

brickhoss
08-29-2006, 10:52 PM
Dan, do you guys protune? I have utec, but I've really been thinking about selling it and buying the AP. I think w/ a protune I could make similar power, and I'm getting tired of burps and bumps throughout my powerband... :rolleyes:

Mach V Dan
08-30-2006, 12:38 AM
Dan, do you guys protune? I have utec, but I've really been thinking about selling it and buying the AP. I think w/ a protune I could make similar power, and I'm getting tired of burps and bumps throughout my powerband... :rolleyes:

Yes, we are a ProTuner shop. You should also know there's a new UTEC firmware update that has several features meant to smooth out the transition from ECU to UTEC mapping. It works pretty well. If you haven't tried it, come by and I can show you.

--Dan
Mach V
FastWRX.com (www.fastwrx.com)

ButtDyno
08-30-2006, 07:01 AM
Cleaned up the thread...

Unabomber
08-30-2006, 04:37 PM
Young Daniel....I never knew you had some many funnAys in you! PM'd you about some double secret probation ninja domination operations.

TurbojonLS
08-30-2006, 04:47 PM
Yes, we are a ProTuner shop. You should also know there's a new UTEC firmware update that has several features meant to smooth out the transition from ECU to UTEC mapping. It works pretty well. If you haven't tried it, come by and I can show you.

--Dan
Mach V
FastWRX.com (www.fastwrx.com)

I think this is great. You have the option of selling a $600 piece of equipment to someone, but you offer up instead the alternative of uploading a free piece of software. Kudos to you Dan!

The combination of the new features plus the rewritten code seem to really help the transition.

infantsam
09-06-2006, 02:56 PM
Bump for Dan tuning my boost creeping 06 before the next track event - right Dan?????

meridock
09-13-2006, 11:14 AM
Watch this and you'll figure it out...

http://www.electrocity.ca/-%20Visual/Shorts/the_parlor_dsl.wmv

sorry to Dan for spamming his thread :lol:

Sorry also. But I have to say "how you doing skater?" :lol:

Mach V Dan
09-14-2006, 04:34 PM
Bump for Dan tuning my boost creeping 06 before the next track event - right Dan?????

It's all you, infantsam. Last time you said you'd come by before the event, but did you? Noooooooo. Here I was, pining away at the shop on a lonely Friday night... ;)

--Dan
Mach V
FastWRX.com (www.fastwrx.com)

infantsam
09-19-2006, 09:42 AM
<<<blames traffic/wife/kid

I'm leaving thursday this time to make sure

pining??....

Mach V Dan
09-19-2006, 12:11 PM
pining??...

pine (pahyn) [P]
v. pined, pin·ing, pines
v. intr.

1. To feel a lingering, often nostalgic desire.
2. To wither or waste away from longing or grief: pined away and died.

:)

infantsam
09-19-2006, 12:22 PM
i know what it means...i just can't quite imagine you doing it..

:)

r0bman
09-20-2006, 04:11 PM
^ :lol:

So Dan... did my swaybars make it in? Am I swinging by on Friday? :D

cardiacwrx
09-26-2006, 09:10 PM
PM me for hot cyber!!
--Dan
Mach V
FastWRX.com (www.fastwrx.com)

I'm here for the the gang bang:D

infantsam
09-26-2006, 10:00 PM
How the heck am I supposed to show these Mustangs who is BOSS darnit...

fuel cut.....waaaaaaa..worse with cool weather..