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imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:29 PM
Here's a photo of the little bitch! :furious:



























http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/imprezton/Jessie/100_0689.jpg

tbert
12-05-2006, 05:30 PM
I....I....was very drunk.......Sorry....:(

Sharkbait
12-05-2006, 05:30 PM
I saw the thread title - and thought Chris619 posted this.

True Story.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:30 PM
I saw the thread title - and thought Chris619 posted this.

True Story.

:lol:

kaisersouse
12-05-2006, 05:31 PM
but it looks just like you! how can you deny its yours????

emorphien
12-05-2006, 05:31 PM
it's too cute to be your baby

sorbee711
12-05-2006, 05:31 PM
She bought an oversized rat? :confused:

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:31 PM
it's too cute to be your baby

I agree!

Boogalo
12-05-2006, 05:32 PM
i read the thread title and immediately knew tbert didn't post it.

24
12-05-2006, 05:32 PM
HAHA you wear old people shoes. :p

vanskater
12-05-2006, 05:32 PM
this thread does not deliver

Humpty
12-05-2006, 05:33 PM
i read the thread title and immediately knew tbert didn't post it.

Yes but I could have...been there done that





and I all I got was a divorce.

Gil
12-05-2006, 05:33 PM
HAHA you wear old people shoes. :p

maybe that's his wife wearing grandma shoes.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:33 PM
this thread does not deliver

It very much delivered, in the sense that you actually spelled an entire phrase correctly!

Justin80
12-05-2006, 05:33 PM
Jack Russell?

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:34 PM
maybe that's his wife wearing grandma shoes.

corRECT!

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:34 PM
Jack Russell?

In the flesh.

Reflex-Arc
12-05-2006, 05:34 PM
Cuuuuute!

BhamRoadrunner
12-05-2006, 05:34 PM
Well it's as hairy as you....

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:35 PM
She bought an oversized rat? :confused:

I bought her. It's wifey's XMas present. And yes, I even told wifey she looks like a big rat.

Scoobie Noobie
12-05-2006, 05:36 PM
Shadows are all wrong. :lol:

Justin80
12-05-2006, 05:38 PM
In the flesh.

Awesome doggie. I really like Jack Russell's. Hyper, smart, nice, CRAZY, what's not to like? :)

advanracing62
12-05-2006, 05:40 PM
doggy stlye y0!

what a farse- I want my monies back....

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:40 PM
Awesome doggie. I really like Jack Russell's. Hyper, smart, nice, CRAZY, what's not to like? :)

She wanted to go take on a full grown male mastiff that was loose in the neighborhood yesterday. By take on, I mean probably go roll around and make friends with him. I took the intellectual tack and draggerd her back inside like the scared chicken I am.

jpicheva
12-05-2006, 05:42 PM
Aww... :) I like Jack Russels.

Cute dog -- be careful though -- they are tenacious little buggers and love to chew.

True story:

A co-worker of my sister bought 2 jack russell terriers - he kept them in the kitchen of his townhome when he was at work. One day he arrived home to see the little guys playing outside in the yard - WTF?!? :huh:

Turns out - they got bored in the kitchen - got into the adjoining utility closet - chewed through the drywall - pushed through the insulation and attacked the edges of a piece of exterior hardiplank and emerged (OMGfree! :lol: ) on the other side. :lol:

imprezton
12-05-2006, 05:46 PM
Aww... :) I like Jack Russels.

Cute dog -- be careful though -- they are tenacious little buggers and love to chew.

True story:

A co-worker of my sister bought 2 jack russell terriers - he kept them in the kitchen of his townhome when he was at work. One day he arrived home to see the little guys playing outside in the yard - WTF?!? :huh:

Turns out - they got bored in the kitchen - got into the adjoining utility closet - chewed through the drywall - pushed through the insulation and attacked the edges of a piece of exterior hardiplank and emerged (OMGfree! :lol: ) on the other side. :lol:

http://www.mightypets.com/Precision-Pets/Crates/Crates-ProValu-Crate.jpg

Oh, she did manage to get the latch open yesterday somehow, and made vermicelli out of some speaker wire......but I guess I probably didn't latch it all the way over.

jpicheva
12-05-2006, 05:48 PM
http://www.mightypets.com/Precision-Pets/Crates/Crates-ProValu-Crate.jpg

:D Yeah - no way they chew through that!

24
12-05-2006, 05:51 PM
maybe that's his wife wearing grandma shoes.

POSSIBLY!

maxQ
12-05-2006, 05:53 PM
I....I....was very drunk.......Sorry....:(


I would think you'd have to be.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:02 PM
I would think you'd have to be.

TBert?


Nope.

maxQ
12-05-2006, 06:13 PM
TBert?


Nope.

*whoosh*

Sharkbait
12-05-2006, 06:15 PM
Ok- here comes major dog nerdiness...

They are no longer called Jack Russell Terriers. They are Parson Russell Terriers.

http://robert.ettinger.com/uploaded_images/The_More_You_Know-775718.jpg

tbert
12-05-2006, 06:16 PM
Maybe they are Kurt Russell terriers....ba-dum, ching.

Coati
12-05-2006, 06:18 PM
Here's a photo of the little bitch! :furious:


http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/imprezton/Jessie/100_0689.jpg

So ... whose body were you burying in the abandoned quarry?

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:20 PM
Ok- here comes major dog nerdiness...

They are no longer called Jack Russell Terriers. They are Parson Russell Terriers.

http://robert.ettinger.com/uploaded_images/The_More_You_Know-775718.jpg

Nope. A Parson Jack Russell is a little bigger and longer legged and has rougher hair, usually all white or ery dominantly white. The Frasier Dog is called an English Jack Russell Terrier.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:21 PM
So ... whose body were you burying in the abandoned quarry?

here in las vegas, we call that landscaping.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:22 PM
http://www.efauna.cz/pes/fotografie/parson_jack_russell_terier.jpg

That's aParson Jack Russell Terrier.

Coati
12-05-2006, 06:23 PM
here in las vegas, we call that landscaping.

My back yard looked very similar to that when I bought my house 8 years ago (only the rocks were bigger and rounder).
My HOA didn't seem to think it was "landscaping" and sent me nastygrams about it when I didn't touch it for a year.:confused:

Sharkbait
12-05-2006, 06:26 PM
Whatever!!

Jur momma is a parson russell jack kurt terrier!!!

Midwayman
12-05-2006, 06:27 PM
Looks like its mother was a real bitch!

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:27 PM
Whatever!!

Jur momma is a parson russell jack kurt terrier!!!

I KNEW she was a bitch!

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:29 PM
Whatever!!

Jur momma is a parson russell jack kurt terrier!!!

The distinction was made to separate what had evolved into a show/lapdog (The English) and the working foxhunter (The Parson).

http://robert.ettinger.com/uploaded_images/The_More_You_Know-775718.jpg

Hamsterstyle
12-05-2006, 06:29 PM
"Honey, can we name her Romo?"

tbert
12-05-2006, 06:32 PM
Psst, Sharkbait: one word: ftp.

:devil:

*please don't hurt me. :(

Sharkbait
12-05-2006, 06:33 PM
The distinction was made to separate what had evolved into a show/lapdog (The English) and the working foxhunter (The Parson).

http://robert.ettinger.com/uploaded_images/The_More_You_Know-775718.jpg

From jur mom and jur grandmom, like i's said.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:35 PM
"Honey, can we name her Romo?"

:lol: It's Jessie. I dunno, that's the name my wife wanted, and it's HER XMas present.

Toni Romo DOES have a nice ring to it, though! :banana:

Gil
12-05-2006, 06:56 PM
let her call the dog whatever she wants, but what's stopping you from callign it toni romo?

imprezton
12-05-2006, 06:58 PM
let her call the dog whatever she wants, but what's stopping you from callign it toni romo?

Ummm, consistency for the puppy's sake?

Besides, Tony hasn't proven himself to me yet. He's no Staubach!

Gil
12-05-2006, 07:03 PM
Ummm, consistency for the puppy's sake?
i thought these pooches were supposed to be smart?

imprezton
12-05-2006, 07:06 PM
i thought these pooches were supposed to be smart?

They are! That's why I want to wait until she's two years old. By then, we'll know whether Romo is the real deal. If I name her now and he flops, the dog will spend the rest of her life making fun of me.

Jellogirl
12-05-2006, 07:09 PM
Ok- here comes major dog nerdiness...

They are no longer called Jack Russell Terriers. They are Parson Russell Terriers.

http://robert.ettinger.com/uploaded_images/The_More_You_Know-775718.jpg

Only the AKC has changed the name. AKC dogs are now known as Parson Russel Terriers. They also changed the breed standard.

Jack Russel Terriers are still alive by dedicated breeders that are keeping true to the original breed standard.

http://www.jrtca.com/


Nice JRT BTW. They are my favorite breed. When my kids are much older I will be getting one.

Gil
12-05-2006, 07:13 PM
They are! That's why I want to wait until she's two years old. By then, we'll know whether Romo is the real deal. If I name her now and he flops, the dog will spend the rest of her life making fun of me.

oh right. that's a good plan.

see kids, age does have its advantages.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 07:13 PM
Only the AKC has changed the name. AKC dogs are now known as Parson Russel Terriers. They also changed the breed standard.

Jack Russel Terriers are still alive by dedicated breeders that are keeping true to the original breed standard.

http://www.jrtca.com/


Nice JRT BTW. They are my favorite breed. When my kids are much older I will be getting one.

The ACA still recognizes the show breed of JRT.

There is some controversy as to what Russell's breed standard was, with the AKC siding with what we now call Parsons.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 07:25 PM
http://www.jrtca.com/



PS that's a terrific site. Thanks!

Hamsterstyle
12-05-2006, 07:27 PM
oh right. that's a good plan.

see kids, age does have its advantages.

Not really, Ty might not make it another two years.




:p

Jellogirl
12-05-2006, 07:30 PM
*shrug* The JRTCA is the worlds largest Jack Russell Terrier club and registry in the world. Their standards have not been in question, nor have they changed.

The ACA and the AKC are show dog registries . The JRTCA is the registry of true working JRTs.


If your wife is interested in talking with others that love not just JRTs but terriers in general I'd suggest applying to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WhollyTerriers/

They are an amazing group. I used to be a member but left when I had to rehome my JRT.

imprezton
12-05-2006, 08:28 PM
I had to rehome my JRT.

:(...

Jellogirl
12-05-2006, 08:51 PM
:(...
Ya that about sums it up...but she ended at a wonderful home with a Lady that had 2 other JRTs and is very very active, outdoors 90% of the time.

But JRTs and apartment living just don't mix and unfortunately we had to move and the only place we could find that we could afford is a no pets place.

At least I get my Rotti back when we find a house. She ended up staying with family, but she isn't inclined to run away and need 24/7 supervision like my JRT does. Plus none of my friends or family are the right kind of people to have a JRT....it takes a special kinda person to have one.

IIdiceII
12-05-2006, 09:10 PM
Maybe they are Kurt Russell terriers....ba-dum, ching.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jack ffr1846
12-05-2006, 10:07 PM
I'm sorry, but this is a Jim Russell Terrier:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/imprezton/Jessie/100_0689.jpg












and this is a Skip Barber Terrier:

http://www.efauna.cz/pes/fotografie/parson_jack_russell_terier.jpg



hahahahahaha, I crack myself up......

jack

02WHITEDUB
12-05-2006, 10:18 PM
True story:

A friend of mine, "Angie", well her Mom went to the States to work for about a year. While down there she had an affair and got pregnant.
Upon return, she comes clean (how could she not?) and her husband decides they'll raise the child together.:huh: The Father of this child is out of the picture.
Funny thing is...the baby's father had some really dark skin so the baby has fairly dark skin too. Mommy and adoptive Daddy are bleached white.

It's been about 5 years since that and they're still together.:)

imprezton
12-06-2006, 12:23 PM
True story:

A friend of mine, "Angie", well her Mom went to the States to work for about a year. While down there she had an affair and got pregnant.
Upon return, she comes clean (how could she not?) and her husband decides they'll raise the child together.:huh: The Father of this child is out of the picture.
Funny thing is...the baby's father had some really dark skin so the baby has fairly dark skin too. Mommy and adoptive Daddy are bleached white.

It's been about 5 years since that and they're still together.:)

Well THIS post is eerily on-topic! :huh: