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v8eaterWRX
03-17-2007, 02:38 AM
Cliff Notes - Im at the VFW and a man in a wheelchair punches my legs and says he is going to kick my @$$.....

So, I am in Ohio for a few days visiting some family. I go to the VFW for a couple drinks with my mom and one of her friends. As soon as we walk in a man in a wheelchair, whom I have met here before and was perfectly fine with me, rolls up to me and tells me to put my phone down. Apparently its not ok to text message in a bar in Ohio :confused: At any rate, he is drunk, and most likely a disabled veteran seeing as how he is in a VFW, so I brush it off. Its not really a big deal. About an hour or so goes by and I notice that he will not stop staring at me. Again, I brush it off because he is drunk. Another hour goes by and at this point I am getting bored due to no longer drinking so I can be the dd, so I have my feet propped up on the barstool next to me with my mom and I's coats on it. He rolls up to me and says "im tired of your ****" and mumbled a few other things. I ignored it, so he hit me in the leg, knocking my foot loose and almost making me fall to the ground (I was leaning back on the stool propping myself up with the leg he hit). At this point I am getting pissed. He then tells me that he watched me knock my mom off her chair and he is going to kick my @$$ :rolleyes: I said "are you kidding me" and he goes off again and tries to hit me in the legs again. Now I am really :mad:. Eventually he leaves when everyone around him tells him to get the hell out. Do I just have "eff with me" written on my forehead or what? :furious:

Sub_Speed_Guy
03-17-2007, 02:41 AM
Next time this happens, a pool cue in the spokes would have shut him right up. Unless he started crawling after you. In that case seek higher ground.

v8eaterWRX
03-17-2007, 02:42 AM
^^^my thoughts exactly :lol:

dozer54321
03-17-2007, 02:55 AM
i would have wheeled his disabled ass right out the bar

v8eaterWRX
03-17-2007, 03:02 AM
oh believe me, i wanted too. i dont understand why these ******** have been attracted to messing with me these last couple weeks.

Mcahol3
03-17-2007, 03:02 AM
Damn thats hella Funny!

I would oF Wheeld him out side then Put his brakes on... and startd jumpin around and clakin my heels... then walkd away crackin up

boosted20
03-17-2007, 03:24 AM
I would blow his arm off with a Barrett 50 caliber to the face. Then pawn his wheel chair.

dozer54321
03-17-2007, 03:48 AM
I would blow his arm off with a Barrett 50 caliber to the face. Then pawn his wheel chair.
straight G

would have been funny to make some walking references in every sentence, like

"im just going to WALK away"
or
"your a big man in your chair but can you stand up and say it to my face?"

gormonk
03-17-2007, 03:51 AM
thats when you grab the front of the wheelchair and flip it over.

people in wheelchairs look like turtles when you do that to them. plus it makes it easier to stomp on their face.

not that i have ever done any of this. i just imagine the it would be fun.

godfather2112
03-17-2007, 04:23 AM
this thread made my day. you should have just tipped him over

Smoby
03-17-2007, 06:01 AM
He probably saw your license plate :lol:

v8eaterWRX
03-17-2007, 12:06 PM
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/j/T/timmy_CrippleFight_400.jpg

racingfish
03-17-2007, 12:16 PM
but why did u push your mom off the bar stool u coulda broken her hip

szeny
03-17-2007, 12:17 PM
tiiiimmmmmaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

superblkwrx
03-17-2007, 01:19 PM
:lol:

azredevo
03-17-2007, 01:45 PM
holy sh^t!!! hilarious!

FastS2k
03-17-2007, 02:24 PM
Man, this could be the most politically incorrect thread I've ever seen.:)

szeny
03-17-2007, 03:14 PM
http://www.talkingwav.com/south_park/timmy_03.wav

pimpininaz
03-17-2007, 03:54 PM
you just need to switch over to verizon, these things dont happen when you roll places with "the network" behind you...... you've seen the comercials! :)

John2.5RS
03-17-2007, 05:00 PM
Next time, tip the chair over! :lol: http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h78/john25rs/funny%20picts/retardrollin.jpg (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h78/john25rs/funny%20picts/retardrollin.jpg)

wagonmasta
03-17-2007, 10:23 PM
dude! i wrote that sheet on ur forehead last night :lol: :lol::lol:

kkam030
03-18-2007, 08:09 AM
did he look like lieutenant dan?!?

dozer54321
03-18-2007, 07:49 PM
Next time, tip the chair over! :lol: http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h78/john25rs/funny%20picts/retardrollin.jpg (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h78/john25rs/funny%20picts/retardrollin.jpg)
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b148/dozer54321/rollinrn5.jpg
wit da rimz

Mcahol3
03-18-2007, 11:09 PM
OH ISh... That Fools Rollin
Them Rims BE Tight SOn!

dozer54321
03-19-2007, 01:16 AM
im going to hell for putting rims on that

gormonk
03-19-2007, 01:19 AM
dont worry. ill keep a seat warm for ya when i get there dude.

John2.5RS
03-19-2007, 01:22 AM
Gotta rob me a jewlery store, son! :lol:

http://www.lemonizer.com/pics/grillz.jpg

v8eaterWRX
03-19-2007, 01:25 AM
hahahaha wth