Aright, so about a week ago, i'm at the local pool hall up in T.O., playin with sum of my buddies when sumone runs in and tells me my alarm is going off. So i go outside and i see this big piece of paint missing from my front bumper. I learn the next day that sumone kicked my car, and i know who it was... Thats no problem since i am getting a new bumper put on soon. so i let it go

thats the first incident

Three days down the line, the same guy points out a dent a t the back left side of my car the size of my fist, and there is no one wat so ever around
it wasnt there when i left work, i go to get gas, go in to pay, come out and he was parked besides me as i was pumpin... who else could it be?

Third incident
i put a 5Zigen fireball exhaust on friday
sunday i go to the G/F's house, at 11, leave at 11:30, as i'm walking to my car, all i see is eggs all over
in the scoop, 3 on the windshield, 2 on the roof, 1 on each window, 1 on the spoiler, and finally, 1 RIGHT IN THE F*****G exhaust
SO, i get my sources to ask him, and better yet, he was bragging about it at school

so now i ask you, is it fair to get him back
and i mean 10 times worst
m,y revenge plan is disgusting, but i will do it becaus e THE BOY DUSNT LEARN

Note, revenge include feces, rotten eggs, confetty and milk, all stirred and applied on his car next time i learn he is at a club


[This message has been edited by Shantig (edited May 07, 2001).]

you could just lay some bait and wait with a camera and take it to the police, and then a lawyer for damages and stress

You will get caught.

You will be punished as he looks on in doe-eyed innocence as the victem.

It sucks, but that is how it works.

I would take it out directly on him in private. Unless that was what you meant in your post, then the feces and other treatment are a pretty good start.

Unless you have physical evidence, do as you wish...
If you do, then take it to the "proper authorities"
and have him pay, literally... That should hurt his punk ass worse than anything short of a leg shoved up....anyway, you know what I mean....

As far as physical evidence goes
i'm going to stick to my revenge plan
then park my car outside my house on the driveway just begging to be "hit", and i'm going to set up a digital camera from my dads office window, w/nightvision recording for a week straight
that way, he can't try nothing
and if he does, i have proof
he doesnt

get a close friend to hook ya up and get em back so you have an aliby and your friend will not know the person you got back. plausible deniabliltyhttp://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif and tell no one other than that one friendhttp://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif get them back and then some!! i wouldhttp://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif
Brian

Beat his a$$.

I think I would try to get someone else to do it for you, or just try to get him caught and sue him. If you exact revenge, you'll be the one punished, because I'm sure he'll cry and whine like a little punk and you'll be his first suspect.

Jonathan

I think I so expound...beat his a$$ and delete this thread. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif

If he's bragging, go to the police and grab some witnesses.

yeah, just try to catch him in the act. IF u can get him that way and make him pay for damages it'll be better. Doing that stuff yourself will also feel good, but if u try to do any legal stuff after, it's not gonna work too well. By the way, didn't u leave your window open a crack and find your stereo, shift knob, and some other stuff vandalized??? Oh, and he got the subs out of the trunk... u know what i mean HEHE

lol littleblue you kill me

I agree with Pipercub on this one, for some reason whenever you exact revenge on someone it seems to backfire. He's most likely waiting for a hit on his car so he may already have someone watching his car, like you would yours after your reprisal. So be careful. I want to see people like this get theirs, but not at your expense.
I say get your evidence, people who witnessed him bragging about it and confirm that it's him.
Then confront him with it. If he denies it or admits to it, the outcome is still the same http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif Beat his arse royally. If you're under 18 you can get away with fighting and it will feel good.
How do I know you can take his sorry punk arse?
Easy, anyone who would skulk around vandalizing your car does not have the gonads to face you one on one with whatever problem he has with you. Maybe you won't even have to beat the tar out of him, maybe he'll cry, plead, offer to pay for damages and pee his pants hehe then make sure your friend has a camera so we can see pics!

WREcks

I've had my car vandalized before and my plan was dumping paint primer all over his vehicle. Maximum damage for minimal time.

I don't know if you believe in Christianity or not but the course of action there is to
not submit in your desire to beat his punk a$$. I'd just tape him, let the authorities deal with it. Take him to small claims court and get back your cost and then a little. My belief is that you'll be blessed for walking in the spirit instead of the flesh.

If your not religious, then discard the second paragraph. Taping him and taking him to small claims court is still good in my opinion. I though SO MUCH want to advocate dragging the $*$* out and knock him into next week. <sigh>

Man if i was you stick to your revenge plan...I would offer to slit his brake lines lol..When u do park your car out on the street and you see him or someone comming then run out the house with frozen paintballs and shoot his punk a** up..I bet he wouldnt try anythign else..But next time soemthign does happen take pics of your car and the damage..

Pasta

I vote for the bait and catch him on camera bit, because if you get caught doing something to his car, you will be the one paying not him. Just sit back and press the record button.

Do you really want him to get the last laugh?

Don't try and get back at him. When you get caught screwing with his car (he'll have a camera, of course!) not only will he have gotten away with messing up your car, but YOU will have to pay for HIS car, and you will look like a complete idiot.

Go get the night vision camera, don't tell ANYONE (his tricks get back to you; your trick will get back to him), and make damn sure you get his face, license plate, or something that is legally recognizable. Then make him buy you a new Ver 6 wing, new rims, and paint the whole darn car with paint that doesn't chip off (like the SOA crap)! http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif

Wear his ass as a shoe! Just put your foot in it!

Remember Karma!!! "What goes around comes around". Life will catch up to this guy soon enough, dont worry. If you go out and damage his car to most people it seems like revenge, returning the favor etc. However you are now trying to right a wrong, with another wrong. (sorry about all the cliches) Tape his ass, take it to the cops and get some money off him. Spread the word about how much of a D1ck he is, especially to fellow car buffs. Before you know it he may have more than a handful of people after him.
Good luck bro

Camera than cops
and if you trip and drop diesel fuel in his tank oh well

Sugar in the gas tank is pretty evil...

Even better is napthalene in the gas tank - moth balls for the uninitiated. He'll get a real power boost until his engine grenades!

If you want to just stop him, walk up to him at school and shake his hand. Thank him for egging your car so that you finally have video proof that he has been the one vandalizing it. He'll piss in his pants.

If you want to get revenge just remember, messing with someone's property is temporary, messing with their head and relationships is scarring.

a few days after i got my 2000 audi a4 1.8tqms...someone..i dont know who, while i was at school...punched the rear d -pillar and dent removal couldn't even get it out. that really pissed me off. i say you go columbine and shoot this kid or better yet, taze his ass...or even better...plant gay porn in his locker....or better yet...get him on tape like some other guy said and report it to the police as vandalism...

I know a couple of Russian guys that will put him in the hospital for a while but the price is pretty steep. It would be cheaper to get the car fixed.

The next best deal is a video camera. Remember Rodney King http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif

ARG

Go columbine? Sorry but youre pretty ****ed up to say that...I say just tape him & when you see him commin to your car, let him vandalize & ccall the cops and they can catch him in the act & then you also have it on video...8complex had the best idea so far.

Hehe, I thought this post was gonna be by Adamsrs... guess not.. well, violence isn't the key.. but when things go sour.. you gotta do what you gotta do.. The whole bait and lawsuit one sounds nice. Or simply blow up his car or something.. sounds fair to me..
-ELLs

Get the evidence, and take it to Judge Judy. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif

Actually, I agree with the majority of peope here that say get the evidence (don't tell anyone else what you are doing) and then take it to the cops. Also helps if you can get an affidavit or two from the people he bragged about the egging to.

or........video tape the perphttp://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif doing it again and sue him with vid evidence. that would be ......priceless.http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif

This is my plan.

Supplies:
1- 30 ft. nylon rope
2- cheap car that you can buy from some old lady that still runs.
3- 4 ski masks preferably black
4- gas for the car
and
5- HIM

I think you get what I am at here right. Exactly.

I say evidence and the authorities are the key. Catch him in the act and make his a** pay for the damages. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif

One more vote for getting the evidence and reporting it to the police.

Do you want to be the better man? Video tape gets my vote. Nothing is ever gained from revenge. You might stir up something deep inside this kid, and who knows, you may get damage to yourself rather than your car, no one wants that. Play it safe will ya http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/smile.gif

Here's a thought: If you try to take the guy to court, you may never get paid for damages. On the other hand, if you do manage to get evidence of him vandalizing your car, make a copy and arrange for a private screening http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif Tell him he can pay you now and never do it again, or he can talk to the authorities. If you really want to have fun, make it a public screening. If you could arrange to show it in the school cafeteria, that would be great http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif

Jordan

Hey shant, I am assuming that you are still in high school or college, right? I don't know what I would do, but I can give you a little example. First of all it really depend what kind of person you are dealing with. Is he a little wuss trying to show off or is he really upset about something you did to him? I had a friend in high school who was being teased because he recently moved here from Portugal. His English was poor but he was getting better at it. Now this guy, was a real looser to say the least. So one day my friend got into a confrontation with him in the hall. Picture a hallway full of students going to class. At this time he had enough of his antics and began to literally scream at the guy. instaed of throwing fists, he actually B***h slapped him! Everyone in the hall stopped and laughed at the guy, I even saw teachers trying to hide the smurks on their faces. Neddless to say sometimes it is not getting them back at their own game it is the ultimate embarassment that can cause the most harm.

Nick.

you know what damn all the reasonable answers!!! just kick his and or thier @SS!!! problem solved. do it right and there will be no issues!!! and if someone complains have an air tight aliby for were you were when http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/rolleyes.gifsomething happened. oh and tell the moderators to delete this thread because its evidence.
Brian

The most practical thing to do would be the video tape, police, lawsuit route.

However that wouldn't be the most fun thing to do.

Wear a mask, gloves, and clothes you no longer want. Bring a friend and a crowbar.

Stick duct tape over your license plate.

Find his car on the street, parallel parked is best.

Get a cinder block or if you are not strong enough, some bricks.

This game is called 'Tank'.

Drive by at 40MPH leaning out window with cinder block. As you start to pass his car chuck the cinder block at his front or rear windshield.

This is a very evil thing to do and will total the inside of his car and pretty much anything he has inside of it. Possible it will even break through the rear seats into the trunk or the front bulkhead into the engine bay.

Remember, the faster your car is going the more damage the cinder block will do.

You have to be careful though... make sure his car isn't right next to any other cars since the cinder block could bounce out and hit something else. Also make sure he isn't in the car at the time as this would probably kill anyone in the way.

Wear gloves before picking up the cinder block and remember to take the duct tape off your plates as soon as you get a chance.

Then change clothes and throw away what you were wearing into a really nasty smelling dumpster.

Then go catch a movie, with tickets you purchased earlier in the day.

Don't visit the scene of the crime that night. Don't tell anybody what you did. Make sure your friend knows not to tell anyone too.

If the guy accuses you tell him you are glad something F*****d his car up but that you are sad you can't take credit for it. You were at a movie with your friend that night.

Question: Do you have some friends that are as pissed about this guy's behavior as you are? Or do you know anyone who just doesn't like the guy, or despises him? If you could get a few trustworthy people to help you, you could conspire to trap this guy in his own game.

Revenge sounds nice, but won't necessarily end the problem. You may well escalate the problem. Or get caught, as has been pointed out. Anyway, if you do the same to him as he did to you, in what way are you the better man? Do you stoop to his same lowness of character, or are you above him?

Forgive this person for his crimes, but catch him in his next act. Get evidence. Find those who'd be willing to testify against him if you brought it to court. Find someone willing to help you set him up, to bait him to a trap, so to speak. Videotape him in the act. Mess with his head, like has been suggested. Whatever you do, though, do not commit any crime. This is a crime, if nothing else, it's vandalism. Don't stoop to criminal behavior to deal with a criminal. Be creative. This guy's not too bright, considering he's been bragging. That type of behavior is what has led to many a criminal's undoing. Use this to your advantage.

I do not otherwise have any suggestion. I will reiterate however, that your best solution involves letting him bury himself in the pit he's dug. Do no crime yourself. But don't hesitate to help him hang himself.

Brian

p.s. Here's another idea. Be nice to him. Do good to him. Help him when you can. Whenever you see him, be pleasant, and make him feel like he matters. When you finally get him on tape vandalizing your car, take it to the police, and the courts. Yet through it all, still behave kindly and respectfully. Be the better man. It will eat at him. But it will be most effective if you are sincere. You must realize that this person has a problem. All criminals do. Some are willing to reform, and can be. Some will never change. They cause their own doom.

If you did try to exact revenge, and got caught, how pleasant will it be to hear his laughter? Don't fall for this trap. You've been warned.

Block of thermite on the hood of the car:

melts through the hood, melts through the engine, melts into the road

payback is a b~tch(tm)

Ok, be smart here.
If you can get video or stills of him in action doing the deed do so, go to the cops and press charges.
After words get a nice pack of thick cut bologna, slap it all over his car over night or preferably when its hot, it will eat nice little circles into his paint.

Stay with the legal route and you'll be better off. Mental scares never heal, an ass whupping does.

This is the best and right thing to do, go set up your sting operation with a camera and get the police involved. If it turns out well, send it out to REAL TV and maybe we can all see it.

The other way is confront him while in the act and set it up to your benefit as a self defense move. KICK HIS ****ING A$$.

Do the sting operation, don't be stupid. If all else fails, then u can trash his car, but the whole revenge thing usually backfires. Once in highschool these morons were egging my house, I knew where they lived so later on my friend and I went and egged his house. The next weekend I hear a car drive down my street at like 12 in the morning and my friend was over. It's idiling down the street for a few minutes and my friend goes to the crapper. It just so happened that I was fiddling w/ a wooden baseball bat I just bought and I think we were watching sportscenter or baseball tonight or something. So I hear the car coming my way and then some faint splats so I run out of the house and see the fools van. I start chasing him and I didn't even realize I still had the bat. They were throwing eggs at me from the car, so I'm chasing and dodging and they are like 30 yds ahead of me w/ a stop sign coming up. I catch up and they start off on a left turn and I decided being so smart to throw the bat somewhere near his rear bumper, just to give it a little dent. Just then another car comes and he has to break and I already had thrown the bat accounting for his rate or acceleration. Anyway, his van had a huge rear window and the bat just shattered the ***** out of it. I was kind of shocked, and I had to deal w/ all kinds of crap from my parents/his parents etc. They threatened to bring it to the police and we eventually settled to pay half half for damages. The point is I should have never gone back egging his house and I definatly shouldn't have chased after his car. I guess what I'm getting to is to think about what your doing. If it doesn't work out legally, then u may feel that u just have to do what u have to do, but remember u might feel like an idiot later on. U NEVER KNOW

on a hot day, find his car and pour ketchup on the guy's hood. itll be a pain for him to clean dried ketchup. or find the car at night, and pour flour all over the car, and let the morning dew take care of the rest. last thing i would do is to put some oil on the window, and on his wipers. itll take him quite awhile for him to get rid of that.
but the whole catching him on video is still a great way to get him back.


just my two cents.

do what i did when someone tried stealing my car found out who it was and threw brake fluid all over his nice yellow mustang and put a hole in the convertable top but hey im only 17 i dont no right from wrong so i tell the copshttp://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lildevil.gif

Revenge is sweet. But you dont want to get you own A$$ in trouble too. See if you can catch him doing something again. If not..then you gotta do what ya gotta do. And boy...the things you can think of doing when you put your mind to it... I personally like crazy glue. Works good. If ya know what i mean. On the down low...a guy i know crazy glued razor blades to a guys door handle one night...and lets just say the next morning wasnt pretty. That ones a little evil, but you seem kinda pissed. Anyways..i really hate when someones messes with someone elses car. If they have a problem with you , say it to your face. Dont be a pu**y and go behind your back.
Rich

forget going to the police...they will do nothing WITHOUT some kind of proof..you can make all the complaints you want , but with out proof your screwed....I say get the jerk back...
i had the same thing happen to me...my girlfriends Ex was all crazy and he egged adn keyed my VW Corrado that i had done so much to ... adn i tried the police but they didnt do anything..so i simply followed him one night as he went to a show and with the help of some friends , removed all the support bands from his Gt mustangs exhaust. thats all...ofcourse i wanted to do more but i cant seriously mess up someones ride...its just not right...so i let his exhaust fall out and destroy his engine....hehehehehehe

If you want to get revenge just remember, messing with someone's property is temporary, messing with their head and relationships is scarring.

This is very true. A friend's ex gf told my gf to lie to me, and she told me and my friend all kinds of lies. He was silly and stuck with her. I destroyed her friendships, helped destroy her relationship, and if she keeps acting like a toughgirl, I know people who can whip her ass, and I have a tape of her doing various illegal activities with her parents address on it. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif I also know where she lives, who she hangs out with, where she hangs out, what she drives, what her friends drive, etc. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif I've been doing my homework.

I'd be careful vandalizing his car, I'd personally get him jumped, the jailed from the bragging. He'll have alot of fun locked up, that's for sure. Also, try going to his parents.

Pull a good "Cape Fear". Let him see you hanging around his car. Taking notes on a notepad. Leave sketches and photo copies, from a Haynes Tech Manual, of the brake lines for his car. Spill brake fluid under his car so he thinks there was tampering. Don't touch his car!!! Just the illusion of someone tampering with his car may be enough to make him Back Off!!! http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/mad.gif Or this will force him to go on the offensive therefore During this time video tape your car and you will have evidence that he did things to your car. God Speed, Shantig!!!

Known from experience... (not mine, but a friend I grew up with).

Get the cops involved. Every time your car gets vandalized, fill out a police report. Then, if it keeps happening, its amazing that if you live in a smaller town (under 50,000 people) the cops may just decide to sting this guy themselves. Happened to a guy who vandalized a friend's car 3 or 4 times in one month. And they actually put him in jail for 2 days because the judge wanted him to see the penalties. We still tease the vandalizer about it years later through e-mail. I don't think he'll ever live it down or get any respect from anyone who knew him...