So there was this very attractive woman I met on a sports team. The first time I saw her I thought, I've got to talk to her. Well I couldn't think of anything to say, but to my surprise she started emailing me. We had a terrible email correspondence, she'd just respond with a sentence to whatever I wrote and I couldn't get her interested in anything I said, but I went against my instinct and asked her out to a meal. We went to dinner, and I looked at it as a challenge to see if I could have a passable date. We did, because I just had her talk about herself. Yet I still couldn't figure out what her interests were.

So I thought I would go for a second date, but the phone conversations are just painful, and although she said she'd go out again, I'm not sure she will, she's put it off till at least next weekend. And no email until after New Years.

My question: how do you go out with a girl you can't talk to because she doesn't seem to have anything to say, doesn't seem to have interests, and whom you don't appear to have things in common with? Although I'm a big fan of hiding my hand, I'm thinking flattery at this point. I suppose this is really pointless, but I just was hoping to pass the time...

PS: No pics!

She may have esteem issues.....tell her how sweet she is (find ANY reason) and she'll melt in your hands....

Dude, where in Cal is Bachelor hell??

Tell her you have money or candy. I bet stupid people like candy (especially fat stupid people).

JC

She must be really hot because I would probably just give up.

I'd say it's not worth it. If you just want to have some fun, yeah. But if you're looking for a serious relationship... just think of what the next 30~ years will be like with that.

After awhile the looks don't matter...

But of course itWoRX could be right too :D

Vostok 7

Bachelor Hell is what was formerly known as Silicon Valley... since all the dot coms and a lot of the techs dried up it's just Bachelor Hell. Some estimate 5 single guys for every single girl.

I'm a little worried about making her fall for me, as there's another girl who's coming back from vacation that I really am into. But I don't think there's that much of a chance, it seems more likely she's too scared to say she's not interested and is just trying to say it by putting off seeing me again.

Yea, that sucks when they do that.....eh, e-mail her for a while.......it's nice to have options....

mr_disco.

Because you are a liberal, you are doomed to date vapid, uninspiring, stupid women. Especially in the Silicon valley.

However, if you attend Republican functions, you will find lively, sexy, and intelligent women.

Scoff, if you will, but your history indicates that you either attract dimbulbs, mental defectives, or culinary challenged females.

It's painfully obvious what the deal is here. You're just attracted to her physically, plain and simple. You obviously have nothing in common, or at least don't seem to. You just want to see her naked and then find out if she's cool to hang with. Which in itself has nothing wrong with it, you're a guy. Face it pal, she's not into you, forget about her ASAP. Unless you can show her you have money, power or fame, this will lead you nowhere.

Gotta fly!
Skippy

I have another idea.

You could become like c172skipilot and myself. Learn to fly, and then you can date pilot groupies ;)

Originally posted by c172skipilot
It's painfully obvious what the deal is here. You're just attracted to her physically, plain and simple. You obviously have nothing in common, or at least don't seem to. You just want to see her naked and then find out if she's cool to hang with. Which in itself has nothing wrong with it, you're a guy. Face it pal, she's not into you, forget about her ASAP. Unless you can show her you have money, power or fame, this will lead you nowhere.

Gotta fly!
Skippy

this is also my personal opinion. nothing from your description gives me an indication of her level of intelligence. i think she's just not interested and for some reason is not bold enough to say no, or she just wanted a free meal.

use uncle magic...

rub a quarter into your forearm, then make it appear behind her ear.

or.. do the severed thumb hand trick.

That should keep her amused.

Originally posted by pittspilot
I have another idea.

You could become like c172skipilot and myself. Learn to fly, and then you can date pilot groupies ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

damn straight! But make sure yo only go for the flying groupies, and not an actual pilot herself, cuz she'll just get a better flying job than you, seeings as how she has breasts and a hoo-ha (I could tell you stories, Pitts :p )...

Gotta fly!
Skippy

Not to hijack this thread ;)


But having a naked girl sit on your lap, while pulling G's is the ultimate :cool:

Originally posted by pittspilot
Not to hijack this thread ;)


But having a naked girl sit on your lap, while pulling G's is the ultimate :cool:

but what if you pass out? that would suck...

Not that many G's, Dude, you could break something off!

Originally posted by c172skipilot

:lol: :lol: :lol:

damn straight! But make sure yo only go for the flying groupies, and not an actual pilot herself, cuz she'll just get a better flying job than you, seeings as how she has breasts and a hoo-ha (I could tell you stories, Pitts :p )...

Gotta fly!
Skippy

Like you've ever gotten one of these imaginary "pilot groupies" Daniel :lol:



Oh, and Tim, I don't want to hear it from you either :p

Originally posted by pittspilot
Not to hijack this thread ;)


But having a naked girl sit on your lap, while pulling G's is the ultimate :cool:

positive or negative G's?.....or was it like pos-neg-pos-neg-pos-neg? :p

Gotta fly!
Skippy

Yeah, last I heard, you weren't doing up the women scene too well either.

Thats okay, women in SF are either not interested in men, or they don't shave ;)

But, hey, you like the hippy look right? And the smell? And the foliage? And the attitude? And the lowered mammary glands? ;)

Originally posted by c172skipilot


positive or negative G's?.....or was it like pos-neg-pos-neg-pos-neg? :p

Gotta fly!
Skippy

:lol:

can you setup autopilot to do that for you?

Originally posted by pittspilot
Not that many G's, Dude, you could break something off!

Oooh.. Ouch.. The thought of 4+ Gs from a 100+ lbs. girl on your wang. :eek:

Originally posted by pittspilot
Yeah, last I heard, you weren't doing up the women scene too well either.

Thats okay, women in SF are either not interested in men, or they don't shave ;)

But, hey, you like the hippy look right? And the smell? And the foliage? And the attitude? And the lowered mammary glands? ;)

When was the last time you were actually IN the city Timbo? 1974?

Sounds like you're describing Davis Women :lol:

C'mon guys, it's about control of your stick;)

Okay, back to Disco's sexcapades, or lack thereof

All I can say about the situation is that, if it's really so painful to spend time with her, don't bother.

Originally posted by pittspilot
mr_disco.

Because you are a liberal, you are doomed to date vapid, uninspiring, stupid women. Especially in the Silicon valley.

However, if you attend Republican functions, you will find lively, sexy, and intelligent women.

Scoff, if you will, but your history indicates that you either attract dimbulbs, mental defectives, or culinary challenged females.

Outraged!

Is that you?!? :lol:

Originally posted by Planet Telex


Like you've ever gotten one of these imaginary "pilot groupies" Daniel :lol:



Oh, and Tim, I don't want to hear it from you either :p

Au contraire, sir William, and not that she was a 'groupie' per se', but my current girl was partly attracted to me by my pilot status, so there!

And I'm with Pitts, how is it in the girl dept. now eh? :p

But back to the thread subject, my synposis still stands...she's not into him...

Gotta fly!
Skippy

"When was the last time you were actually IN the city Timbo? 1974?

Sounds like you're describing Davis Women."

1995, and from what I understand the only difference is that EVERY women in the bay area has some from of metal through some appendage.

And yes, that applies to Davis women as well (Must be a liberal town thing). Except most up here have what we call a Davis belly. It would not be objectionalable, except they insist on wearing shorty shirts. Blech.

Originally posted by c172skipilot



But back to the thread subject, my synposis still stands...she's not into him...

Gotta fly!
Skippy

I think it's more that she's not into anything

Originally posted by pittspilot


1995, and from what I understand the only difference is that EVERY women in the bay area has some from of metal through some appendage.

And yes, that applies to Davis women as well (Must be a liberal town thing). Except most up here have what we call a Davis belly. It would not be objectionalable, except they insist on wearing shorty shirts. Blech.

"Davis Belly"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, I'm not much for the piercings in odd places either

Originally posted by Planet Telex


I think it's more that she's not into anything

Gotta agree with you there Will, sounds like a typical woman to me.

Gotta fly!
Skippy

Originally posted by Planet Telex

Yeah, I'm not much for the piercings in odd places either

yea, it must be embarrasing going through the metal detectors at airports with their family (parents), especially with the security they have now...unless they're also in to that stuff

Ok, so I didn't say anything about smarts. I tried to talk about movies and she said wasn't interested in the LOTR movie because she "doesn't like science fiction."

You'd think a pretty girl would not be very shy in the Bachelor Hell area, but I think my standards have plummetted from living here. On the date, she didn't volunteer information, it's like taking a hostile deposition. Maybe she's just weird, or she has a past she's trying to hide. Maybe I should just introduce her to brucelee (though she'd be older).

Originally posted by mr_disco
Maybe I should just introduce her to brucelee (though she'd be older).

i think it'll be better if you attempt to help out the more needy. introduce her to sst. he needs to be steered in that direction anyhow.

:lol:

She sounds utterly conceited.....you're chasing the wind dude, cut bait now, while you still have your dignity.

Gotta fly!
Skippy

To me, it seems like she might be trying to hide something. Have you met her other personalities yet?

Originally posted by aod
To me, it seems like she might be trying to hide something. Have you met her other personalities yet?

me thinks aod suspects the girl is crazy.

Originally posted by nqwan


me thinks aod suspects the girl is crazy. agreeed, it sounds like she's either A) completely NOT interested or b) totally LOONEY and trying to hide it. when women are hard to talk to and do not volunteer any kind of info there is a reason. Be warned young one, and you want to talka bout bachelor hell, work a second shift job @ the age of 22

/me hates working nights.

jeremy

Originally posted by Fishguy
use uncle magic...

rub a quarter into your forearm, then make it appear behind her ear.

or.. do the severed thumb hand trick.

That should keep her amused.
DAMNIT! That was my suggestion! ...You could learn how to make balloon animals! *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK* Look! It's a dog!

Originally posted by HndaTch627
agreeed, it sounds like she's either A) completely NOT interested or b) totally LOONEY and trying to hide it. when women are hard to talk to and do not volunteer any kind of info there is a reason. Be warned young one, and you want to talka bout bachelor hell, work a second shift job @ the age of 22

/me hates working nights.

jeremy

Yup.. my thoughts exactly.. dump the girl to the curb before ya get too attached.. She's obviously taking advantage of your kindness...

93WRX

PS.. Jeremy.. How's your nose? Did i piss your mom off by waking her up through your laughs?

93WRX

Originally posted by c172skipilot
Gotta agree with you there Will, sounds like a typical woman to me.

Yep, he said it.

Saddest thread title EVaR!!:p

-IggDawg

Originally posted by mr_disco


* she'd just respond with a sentence to whatever I wrote and I couldn't get her interested in anything I said

*My question: how do you go out with a girl you can't talk to

my short answer: you dont go out with a girl you cant talk to. I met a girl just like you are describing, we would talk on the phone for an hour or so and right after we got off the phone I couldnt remember anything she said; I felt as if I lost some brain cells listening to her go on and on about 'nothing'. I remembered hearing her say something along the lines that if she met a guy with a porsche, she would get with him no matter what...can you say GOLD-DIGGER?

This is your only hope:

Originally posted by JC
Tell her you have money or candy. I bet stupid people like candy (especially fat stupid people).

JC

-justin :D

I have 1 question. When you whisper in her ear, can someone hear it coming from the otherside? Just wondering.

Mark

Originally posted by gringo
I have 1 question. When you whisper in her ear, can someone hear it coming from the otherside? Just wondering.

Mark

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawful...lol


i have an idea...show her this thread. if she gets it and runs, good riddens. if she doesn't, KEEP HER!!

It can't be done. I tried to date a dumb@ss for a while and it just sucks when you're sitting there or on the phone and you can't think of a freakin' thing in common to talk about.

My brother invented (by accident) what we call the "barnes and noble test". He took this girl there for his normal weekend pastime of sitting around reading magazines and drinking coffee. He selected his reading material and ordered coffee for them, and as he was reading, she was just looking around, looking at the ceiling, looking at her hands, etc :lol: "Do you want to get a book?" "No I'm fine" "Well are you bored, do you want to leave?" "No I'm fine".

So next time, if in doubt, take her to the bookstore!

Just use her for sex. :D


seriously...

My brother invented (by accident) what we call the "barnes and noble test"

I like this test. Gotta say that is an odd place to take a 'date' if they were in the early stages of dating.

she's totally not interested dude.

Originally posted by 93WRXinJapan
PS.. Jeremy.. How's your nose? Did i piss your mom off by waking her up through your laughs?

93WRX dude that hurt like hell, but no she wasn't mad just wondering why i was laughing so hard at 4:00 a.m. :)

Originally posted by pittspilot
mr_disco.

Because you are a liberal, you are doomed to date vapid, uninspiring, stupid women. Especially in the Silicon valley.

However, if you attend Republican functions, you will find lively, sexy, and intelligent women.

Scoff, if you will, but your history indicates that you either attract dimbulbs, mental defectives, or culinary challenged females.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

laughing also because I knew exactly where Bachelor Hell, CA was located before I read the answer...

Originally posted by HndaTch627
agreeed, it sounds like she's either A) completely NOT interested or b) totally LOONEY and trying to hide it. when women are hard to talk to and do not volunteer any kind of info there is a reason.

Or C) on such heavy medication (anti-depressants? recreational pharmaceuticals?) that it's affecting her cognitive abilities.

A, B or C ... not a good situtation whether it's one or two or all three things going on here. Get out.

bang her sister

Eric

Originally posted by Imprezinator
bang her sister

Eric i second that

Originally posted by mr_disco
My question: how do you go out with a girl you can't talk to because she doesn't seem to have anything to say, doesn't seem to have interests, and whom you don't appear to have things in common with? Although I'm a big fan of hiding my hand, I'm thinking flattery at this point. I suppose this is really pointless, but I just was hoping to pass the time...

PS: No pics!

ummm... dont...?

why waste your time on a crusty botch of intellect? call up one of your exes. make sure you guys parted on bad terms and are equally alone so you can hang out with ea other to pass the time... that should be fun.

kidding.

but really, don't waste your time.

never go down to anyone's level. make them come up to yours.

Again, the wisdom of vibe.

YEah, why waste your time:?

vibe=super smart woman(which is very hard to find :D )