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CRZ_MSL
06-29-2000, 01:56 AM
Got ahold of this script for the SVX, Subaru apparently gave minor thought to bringing back the SVX, they based a commercial on a scene in "THE MATRIX"
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<fade in>
MORPHEUS Unfortunately, no one can be told what driving an SVX is like. You have to try it for yourself.

NEO How?

MORPHEUS Hold out your hands.
In Neo's right hand, Morpheus drops a SVX key.

MORPHEUS This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back.
In his left, an Acura CL key.

MORPHEUS You take the CL and the story ends. You live your life with FWD, forgettable styling, and a silly crease down the rear trunk. The keys in his open hands are reflected in the glasses.

MORPHEUS You take the SVX and you experience AWD handling and I show you what a GT should really be.
Neo feels the smooth surface of the keys, with the moisture growing in his palms.

MORPHEUS Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Neo takes the SVX key.

MORPHEUS Follow me. Only the SVX is capable of doing so.
<fade out, display SVX and Subaru logo>

Jamsvx
06-30-2000, 02:57 AM
Very impresive...

How about this?

*camera facing down a hilly road, autumn scene...leaves on the road...gentle sound of a breeze, and a squirrel runs across screen*
*scream of a flat six, shadow overhead*
*SVX slams onto road and squirrel...rear of car hits tarmac....sparks everywhere*
*cue Oh Foruna music*
*camera pans from nose of accelertaing SVX, across bonnet and into the cabin.....a shadowy figure is driving*
*pan to ahead of car...lo, a WRX! It accelerates!*
*Shot of tacho in SVX...power light illuminates, tacho flies to 7000rpm...shot from behind of exhaust as SVX accelerates in pursuit*

-windy country road-

*whoosshhh of the turbo WRX competes with the audio of a H6 on full-song*
*shot from front: WRX is caught by SVX...both are side by side....left hander, right hander....spilt S past an oncoming MPV*

ENORMOUS BANG IS HEARD!!!

*shot from side....transmission falls out of SVX!!, rolls under car and tumbles behind....CUE profanities from cabin*

Last shot...a mournful look at a wad of cash burning in the drivers open wallet!

CRZ_MSL
06-30-2000, 09:56 AM
I like the last part... with the trans falling out...

Perhaps add a bit of an SVX pulling into a garage of a suburban house, quick pan across the cases of spare wheel bearings stacked to one side as the car rolls to a stop. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/wink.gif