Herbie and I have been obviously bored or too excited about this car. http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/smile.gif

Joe wrote:
Turbo WRX
Rich man become a poor man
Faster than car goes

Herbie wrote:

Farewell to RS
Need a wagon, and turbo
Scooby Lover, Still
Subaru gets it
WRX, Honda Killer
Is Finally Here
Early Adopters
We knew, before they were cool
Front wheel drive? Not Me!


Post yours!

[This message has been edited by Necromancer (edited February 16, 2001).]

o my God.

Sorry SubyRacer, but you just failed the Haiku test!

(It's 5 syllables, 7 then 5 again.)

An EJ20
Propels this heavy beastie
Amazing, ain't it?


American rex
Goes faster than fair England's.
To stop? Better pray.


You're an enigma
Tumble generator valve.
Butterflies abound.



[This message has been edited by Necromancer (edited February 16, 2001).]

Joe, can I post these in the Monkey's Trunk?

cool, give us some credit! http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Necromancer (edited February 16, 2001).]

Faster than a Vette?
Enough of that pointless crap.
Hey, should this thing rhyme?

too late for first lot
two months is eternity
to wait for my rex

/me goes to find the southpark where they do Haiku..

but I don't think I can post those...

Friends laughed
Non Believers foolish
Rex has no peer http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/smile.gif


TWReX

[This message has been edited by TWReX (edited February 17, 2001).]

WRX rocks all
Canada gets Euro 17's (poetic liberties taken)
Can't wait for spring thaw!

Blow off valve whooshes
Tires scramble for traction
Glorious day now

Rally Blue, so bright
golden wheels ignite the sun
glowing red, turbo

~

boost is what you need
all four tires burning rubber
acrid, yet pleasant

~

dirt showers the track
tailpipe flares bright, air is caught
narrow landing strip

-tarou san

[This message has been edited by buried dreamer (edited February 17, 2001).]

sun gleams off the scoop
falling leaves part the crisp air
three twelves thump the sky

bug-eyed, a wagon
flies up the winding fire road
mountain bike in back

Oh, suby poems
Haikus are great, but lets ryhme
evolving suby.

No rain for months, the clouds rolled passed, it was so hot and dusty.

Thats when i saw it, the ugliest thing, it was a subaru justy.

It had four cylinders and front wheel drive, for racing it was not,

"Who ever made this ugly thing, should be dragged to the street and shot.

"Ha ha", I said, "now what the hell, is that piece of crap?",

"It's not american built, it must be junk, made by some forign 'jap'".

"I wish i had that," I said to myslelf, of course it was in mock,

So I gave it one last look, and drove away in my I-ROC.

The years went by and cars changed, I saw some freaky things,

Like this car called the delorian, its doors resembled wings.

But the caziest thing I ever saw was another 'ru,

It had window in window, all wheel drive and a scooby do.

"What the hell?" I said in question, as it rolled right past,

I pulled up to it at the next light, wondering if it was fast.

The light turned green and I took off, I left him way behind,

Subaru's just must be slow, and with that I made up my mind.

A few more years, I got an LT1, I knew I was the ****,

Until one day I was caught off guard, it was kinda like being bit.

I was at a light ready to race, no one could beat my chevy,

This kid pulled up he said "lets race" and so my foot got heavy.

The car had scoops and a vent, I thought it was a ricer.

But I had a v-8, so my car was just plain nicer.

The light turned green and I laid a patch, I kicked his ass I knew,

But when the smoke cleared, to my disbelief, I saw "subaru".

"What the hell?" I yelled, as I shifted into Third,

But then my anger went away, as I passed the little terd.

So subaru's think they'e fast, cause they can beat me off the line,

but then I pass them going fast, they hear my engine whine!

I beat everything I raced, never lost, I always won,

that is until march 15 in the year 2001.

I was out cruising, in the streets, looking for a kill,

and then I saw it, my next race, chevy 3, subaru nil.

this thing was easy, I knew I'd win, all wheel drive or not,

it had 4 doors, ugly rims, and it headlights looked like snot.

We pulled up to a light, I revved my big v-8

The guy looked over at me, and then he took the bait.

The light turned green and I spun the wheels, burning away my tread,

In an instant I turned from being happy, to being filled with dread.

ffffffffffft pshhhh! I heard from my neighbors lane, as we shifted into gear,

I pulled strong in second, yet was still in fear.

This subaru was ahead of me and seemed was pulling strong,

the roar of my v-8 went silent as I heard his turbo song.

We raced again at the next light, as well as the next three,

he won again everytime, so I figured I should flee.

I turned on to a curvey back road, hoping to dip out,

my thoughts were wrong, as on a curve, he gave it his all out.

As i was braking so i wouldn't die, this suby shifted a lane,

his tires gripped he pushed it more, I thought he was insane.

He taught me a lesson, I couldn't belive,I never was so humble,

the next day I went to subaru to get rid of my v-8 rumble.

this poem is to all who think that their car is cool,

i wouldn't mess with those subaru's unless you are a fool.

they can't be beat, they are to good, that is all i can say.

So if you see one just pull aside, and let them be on their way.

harrison...

ps. no i don't have an i roc.. in fact i hate them. i don't have a suby either but my frineds do and i love them! go subaru! haha

that has to be the coolest poem you have ever wrote, that is awesome, it is the $h..
yeah, its cool.
Andy

Oh silver wagon,
are you for me, or me you?
singeth you what song

heh heh you said singeth http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif

JKS

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tail hanging out wide
rocks and dirt and dust spews forth
spectators applaud

no sunroof, too bad
tradeoffs of a rally car
still goes like hell, though

Delivery dates.
Only one thing is certain:
Worldwide, we are last.

wrx is cheap
but i will buy O.Z. wheels
bbs big bucks

$24000
OH what a wonderful price!!!
I must call the bank....

Seek Help
....all of you.

Air Enters Intake
Compressed and Cooled Within
Combustion Follows

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[This message has been edited by macrac (edited March 07, 2001).]

Snow Is Falling Hard
WRX Has All Wheel Drive
I Pass You On Hills

Six CD Changer.
Many Hours of Music.
Makes Long Trip Seem Short.

[This message has been edited by macrac (edited March 07, 2001).]

MoMo Steering Wheel.
Gripping Firmly With Both Hands.
Pedal to Metal.

No Haiku,

But here is a little Poem I was thinking about last night.
******Ode To Europe*****

Europe gets the Rockin cars,
A3's EVO's and WRX's abound,
They even have really hot chicks,
At Least the ones that shave are hottest pound for pound,
There is one thing however that I will never understand,
Why do they think David Hasselhof has a really kick ass band?

Jim

Oh my poor Civic,
Soon you will be up for sale
To be all riced out

You should get a life,
Maybe a girlfriend or job,
Would be best for you.

-Dog

"Impreza versus..."
I can't stand all of those posts
I just want my car