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SCRAPPYDO
04-27-2000, 05:11 PM
Rice, Rice, Baby!

Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo,
I don't know,
hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly,
listen to tha melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out
my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up GN or 5.0...
I'm on a roll,
I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A,
Detroit Avenue!
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I
saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with
an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is
hype, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice was
a drug I'd sell it by tha gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

Yo, we outta here...
E-Brake burnouts to your mother!

flanagan
04-27-2000, 05:18 PM
Dude, you have WAY too much time on your hands. http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/smile.gif

GT2RS
04-27-2000, 05:18 PM
http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/eek.gif

SCRAPPYDO
04-27-2000, 05:21 PM
just for my defense.. I did not write that... I cant take credit for it.. it was found on a Mustang board and my brother sent it to me.. but I thought it was extremely funny.. so ENJOY

Black98RS
04-27-2000, 05:24 PM
LOL. http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/smile.gif That was funny.
But like flanagan says, if you indeed wrote that yourself you have more time than most of the rest of us! http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/wink.gif

AWDriver
04-27-2000, 05:30 PM
Funny stuff! It'd be even funnier if you posted a .WAV file of you rapping it! http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/smile.gif

Imprezer
04-27-2000, 08:44 PM
How about this. Funny stuff. I found it on http://riceboypage.com .
http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_10/got_rice.mp3

http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/biggrin.gif

NeedaScooby
04-27-2000, 09:23 PM
smooooooth,
That was some nice poeting boy-i.e.chief Wigham
hehe http://208.9.184.67/NonCGI/biggrin.gif

Hucker
04-27-2000, 09:36 PM
RiceBoyPage.com is classic, man I hav spent many a day in there lmao while at work. You see that riced out Cavalier? oh my god, what POS, ha ha, I like the part when they talk about 300pounds on vinyl stickers on that one Hyundia, Maybe I should put a bigass wing on my S10 Widetrack? I allready have a bilstein suspension, maybe I should get some stickers so everyone knows my suspension rocks...ha ha ...rice rockets rule...

Dan00RS
08-07-2000, 11:00 AM
This was so good, I had to bring it back to the top!!

Jay_UK
08-07-2000, 11:09 AM
nicccccceeeeee.. http://www.impreza-rs.com/ubb-files/smile.gif

Or should that be rice... lol

J.

SubieFL
08-07-2000, 11:13 AM
That was pretty funny. http://www.impreza-rs.com/ubb-files/rolleyes.gif http://www.impreza-rs.com/ubb-files/biggrin.gif http://www.impreza-rs.com/ubb-files/eek.gif

jImp
08-07-2000, 11:34 AM
If you go to Napster and search for Asian Pride, there is actually a song for the lyrics. There are also lots of other songs that talk about these "boy racers." Pretty funny stuff

[This message has been edited by jImp (edited August 07, 2000).]

Ender
08-07-2000, 11:48 AM
ACK! The lyrics are funny as hell, but the really SCARY part is that I can still put the words to the song after all these years! Damn Vanilla Ice.

brat
08-07-2000, 11:48 AM
That is sooo funny. I have to foward it to my brother, a former Honda owner.
Mara

AlphaDog
08-07-2000, 11:52 AM
ROTFLMFAO!!!

Yo dAt Be hElLA TiTE BoY! AlL CIVIC OwNErS iN dA HouSE SaY HEY!

I think I know why I just don't fit in on the Civic boards...

Jewbaru
08-07-2000, 12:03 PM
haha

dAyM mAnG, dAs WuZ dA sHyT, uH gOtZ tUh GiTz DeR sEe DeE

http://www.impreza-rs.com/ubb-files/tongue.gif

I think I've been reading too many posts by VTEKK OWNZ U

Briggs
08-07-2000, 06:55 PM
You know you've been on impreza boards too long when you remember the first two times that went around three MYs ago (yet my status is a newbie).

Briggs

ownly
08-07-2000, 10:29 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

samurai
08-07-2000, 11:46 PM
Ahh.. The memories. That song brings a tear to my eye. Because I was laughing so hard when I first heard it!!! Hillarious!

Tim

MikeYOX
08-08-2000, 02:28 AM
Hey! Hucker! Is this the Cavalier you were talking about?This had ought to be illegal.
http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_9/cav_1.jpg

http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_9/cav_2.jpg

These are pictures from a site by a riceboy showing of his b*tch bucket. It'S ThE GrAnD SmEk YaLlZ! The minor "performance" mods he has are easily negated by the weight of his in-car entertainment system(unecessarily loud sound system).Not to mention that this Grand Am is only a 4-cylinder base model.

Funny, if my car looked that bad, I'd hide my plate number too. Here's a link to his site: http://www.gapower.com/images/pictures/masterscorner.html

http://www.gapower.com/images/pictures/masters/GS4.JPG

http://www.gapower.com/images/pictures/masters/GS2.JPG

[This message has been edited by MikeYOX (edited August 08, 2000).]

Rick Buckner
08-08-2000, 05:43 AM
That is funny. It is scarry still remember the original Ice, Ice baby

Rick
http://roads.to/ricksrides

Keith
08-08-2000, 10:32 AM
WTF is that thing! I would rather drive around in a rust bucket than even been seen lookin at that car! what a shame...hahahah
Keith http://www.impreza-rs.com/ubb-files/biggrin.gif

NeedaScooby
08-08-2000, 04:17 PM
AHHHHHHHH....Cant belive he even posed with that POS-Bleach.ptewy...
Still laughin about that song-still seems fresh some 41/2 months later, gotta save it and e-mail it to friends-hahahahahahahaha

munkis
08-08-2000, 04:58 PM
That is some funny *****. Very catchy, im gonna send it to all the riceboys I know! wait I dont associate with any. O well.

That was very good though.

Riceboy.com is awsome, my friend told my about it a long time ago, I spent like 10 hours strait on it, read and saw everything, I couldnt stop, sorta like this giant run on sentence, caaaant stop ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ok im done, later all

Jay McDade
MY00 BRP RS coupe