Sigh....well I've gone and done it...not really because it's mysogyny thursday or anything, but because of all the whiny woman threads lately, it's time to reeducate my brothers!...and by request...so here goes....

Welcome to Leykis 101, the online adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money!....More importantly, we teach women how men think....

I am you adjunct professor, a multiple graduate of the the course....also a master debator and cunning linguist. I can also translate woman into English. The actual Professor-Tom Leykis-can be caught on-air at 97.1 KLSX in LA, and on many affiliated stations throughout the country, thursdays from 3-7pm Pacific....All other days, he does his regular call-in show 3-8pm. Leykis 101 is only on thursdays.

This is the OT thread where OT gets together to talk about the issues YOU....rrrrreally care about...we're a different type of OT thread...we're the OT thread that is NOT hosted by a right wing whacko, or a convicted felon, NO!....I am your host...write down our toll-free URL, you're gonna need it, it's www.nasioc.com...or www.impreza.net...

So I've been thinking about this for a long time, and rather than spread the tennets of Leykis 101 on dozens of threads, I thought about starting the thread. So I finally have done did it....

Here goes guys, the basic rules of Leykis 101, and then you can reply with questions, comments, or more importantly, reports from the field. Remember folks, this is a course designed to get more tail for less money...more importantly to teach women how men think.....
If you want to bang away...avoid relationships and connection, this is the place to be.....
Anyway...here goes everything...

Leykis 101 basic rules:


NO dating single mothers!

3-Date Rule; If she doesn't put out by the third date, DTB!

Spend no more that $40 a date, or $120 total for the first three dates.

NO lunch dates!

NO returning calls to her on weekends.

ALWAYS use a condom, and keep a bottle of your favorite hot sauce nearby.

Explainations:

No dating single mothers....that's almost a given. We don't want to inherit someone else's kids, or problems with their kids. We want a woman that is likely to agree to an aborting should there be conception in the course of dating. Single mothers tend to want to keep their babies. We don't want this, and thus must not date single mothers.

The 3-date and $40 a date rule is purely economical, I mean the point of this course is to spend less money. Also, chances are great that the chick you're with has put out in 3 dates or less with some other poor schlum, so why should she hold out for you? Why should you take second best to some other poor bastard who got some from her within the first few dates? Don't forget the reason you went out with her in the first place.

No lunch dates? Why? Why go to a lunch date, when you know for a fact you're not getting laid.

No returning calls on weekends. That time is your time. your time to spend with your buddies. Unless you're at least 90% sure it's a booty call, then there's no reason to. you don't want her to think you've got nothing better to do that wait for her to call either. Unless you've set up something on the weekdays M-Th, then spend the weekend with your buddies.

Always use a condom....no brainer here guys. The hot sauce.... Keep it close to where you keep the condoms and/or your bed, but out of sight. After you're done, pour some in the used condom, but do not be seen doing this. Reason being? There's a lot of sneaky chicks out there just looking to spurt a little of your seed in them to snag you into child support payments. So when she says..'oh I gotta go to the bathroom' and you hear her scream bloody murder a few moments later, you'll know why.

That's about it for now guys....fire away....

GF!
Skippy

Good starter post!

Need more of the rules, the ones you mentioned are the ones that I remember.

Excellent!

I would like to clarify one point though: "NO dating single mothers".

I would assume that just screwing a single mom is OK (not dating)...?

Never offer to help do anything, like moving or crap like that. You don't want to be the servant in the relationship.

There aren't many more...most of it is how to abide by the basic ones. However..her'e's a couple more...

To avoid spending more money on dinner, eat before you go out with her. That way, at the restaurant, you can just order a salad, and/or soup or something, which is cheap. Most chicks would die before eating more than you on the first few dates. So you order a salad, she orders one, cheap meal. So she might be hungry afterwards? Maybe....you didn't go out with her to fulfill her nutritional needs. Well no the ones that reuire food anyway :devil: But at least you'll be squared away, having eaten beforehand.

Also, the goal is to find the hottest chick with lowest self-esteem. This will also reduce your cost.

I'll dispense with the GF's for this thread, I have a feeling I'm gonna be replying every 5 mins....:p

Originally posted by theJrod
I would like to clarify one point though: "NO dating single mothers".

I would assume that just screwing a single mom is OK (not dating)...? For the purposes of this course:

Dating = Laying

That is the whole point right?

And to answer your question. NO screwing a SM is baaaad. Accidents do happen and she will end up keeping the kid (that you will pay for)

Originally posted by theJrod
Excellent!

I would like to clarify one point though: "NO dating single mothers".

I would assume that just screwing a single mom is OK (not dating)...?

NOPE! Dating=porking, banging, screwing, schtooping

Dating is not a relationship

Originally posted by mordy_2v
Never offer to help do anything, like moving or crap like that. You don't want to be the servant in the relationship.

Good good...yes that's another rule...
But just to clarify, like Rokket said...this isn't about relationships...it's about poon, tail, trim.

Originally posted by Habu

Also, the goal is to find the hottest chick with lowest self-esteem. This will also reduce your cost.




Yes... where do you find them? I mean, I can break them down, but that takes time. Where do you go to find pre-broken ones?

Originally posted by Habu
Always use a condom....no brainer here guys. The hot sauce.... Keep it close to where you keep the condoms and/or your bed, but out of sight. After you're done, pour some in the used condom, but do not be seen doing this. Reason being? There's a lot of sneaky chicks out there just looking to spurt a little of your seed in them to snag you into child support payments. So when she says..'oh I gotta go to the bathroom' and you hear her scream bloody murder a few moments later, you'll know why.


Wouldn't this still leave you with a kid?

Laughing.. but still having a kid..

Finding hot chicks with low self-esteem....colleges! And I mean the freshmen type chicks, just out of high school, just turned 18 and such.
Video shoots....American Idol auditions....industry conventions....seminars....

No, the hot sauce will kill the sperm, plus it only takes one touch to burn, so it's doubful that she'll get enough in to get pregnant anyway. This was actually tested out in the field. It was documented on the Leykis show. One guy did it, the chick tried to insert some splooge, and she got burned...bad.... So bad she sued. She lost.
Besides, what nasty ass chick would put rust colored splooge into her poon? Sure if the chick saw rust colored splooge in your condom she'd think you had something wrong with your ewuipment. But the point is to throw the condom away in the trash. She's not supposed to see it. So if she does, there's only one reason....she was looking for it.

Must be a vinegar based hot sauce like Tabasco sauce...vinegar kills swimmers.

Right, in fact Tabasco is the sauce of choice. I would suggest carrying around one of the those mini-bottles just in case ;)

Get that Green Tobasco.

Probably less noticable than the red

Yeah, guess you're right...

Hmmm only the guys are replying, I thought for sure this would incense the broads of this forum....:confused:

bizzump for the night crew....

Man, I hope some of you listened to the official show today, Tom totally OWN3D some dumb broad that was 21 years old, married and with a kid. She called to complain about her husband only hainvg sex with her about once a month, and that he'd lost interest in her. Well first of all, she's 21 and he's 23. WTH are they doing getting married. They are too young an immature to do so, since they already have a kid. The husband was a total meeeeow, and would get up in the morning to watch pr0n rather than bang her. Tom tried to get him on the phone, but the was too much of a poony to even do that. By the time Tom had said his piece this biotch had nothing to say, she was cornered, so she reorted to the only thing she had left, name calling...started calling him an arsehole, etc....until Tom finaly had it and told her, well you deserve what you get, you must've plumped up after having a kid and getting married, so it's no wonder her hunsband is up watching pr0n and beatnig off in the morning rather than having to look at and touch her! Oh it was classic.....

GF!
Skippy

can you listen to Tom Lykis on the intarweb anywhere? like shoutcast or something?

-nick

and also the following rules are considered fairly standard for guys wanting more for less:


Yeah, pretty much.... Im following these rules from now on:

#1) A women knows if she's going to sleep with you or date you within 5 minutes of meeting you. If you look awestruck to her, she's going to want to be friends. She's also going to know if she wants to be with you solely based on how you treat her in the first 1/2 hour. If you throw yourself at her, act all nice and kind and do everything she wants done, she knows that you're a sap who gets attached too easily, and she doesn't want that. No girl wants a guy who is obsessed. If you want the girl, tell her within 5 minutes of meeting her that she's cute and ask her if she's married. Do not play the friends game with any girl you like, because that is how she will treat you from the first 5 minutes you know her until the day you die. Friends never turn into lovers, and the ones that rarely do don't work out.

#2) Flirt. Be a guy. Don't be a gentleman. Don't be pushy or obsessive. Spend a few minutes with her, and then cut the conversation off when YOU are done. Don't let her leave first. Make it a point to stop talking to her when you see another pretty girl walk by or nearby. If she sees that you're interested in others, she'll work all the harder to get you interested in her. The #1 reason pretty girls ever looked twice at me was always because I had a pretty girl on my arm. Guys with girlfriends or wives are 500 times more attractive than single guys.

#3) Don't act single. Don't act hitched. Don't act married. If she asks you if you're seeing someone, you got her hooked! If she doesn't ask you that, then you lost already bud. NEVER ask a girl if she has a boyfriend, because then she knows you're looking, and it makes you look desperate. Why should you care if she has a boyfriend anyway? If she likes you more, she'll leave him anyway. If she does ask you, tell her that you're not involved in anything serious. This makes her think you may have a few girls on the side, and that intrigues her all the more so.

#4) STOP BEING A GENTLEMAN. Opening doors for women and stuff is TOTALLY corny. Every girl says she wants that stuff, and in the end, all it means when a guy does that stuff is that he's obsessive.

#5) Always always always look at other pretty girls when you are in that company. That way, if you end up dating or married, she knows you're a looker. If you purposely avoid looking at pretty girls, and you end up married, I guarantee you will never look at pretty girls again. Women who don't want their men checking out other chics are demented, and deserve to be single.

#6) Never commit to anything in the beginning. If she wants to hang out, say "Maybe, why don't you call me?" and follow it up later with a "Yeah, I think I'd like to hang out with you." Don't be pushy, and if she doesn't ask, then you've lost.

#7) Stop being a loser. Stop stalking. Stop obsessing. There are so many gorgeous gals, there's no reason that even the fattest pimpliest geekiest video game player loser amongst you guys can't nail an average of 2 to 3 chics a week and then forget them. Be a dog. Get in there, you will get NOWHERE if you are some shy sap! your self esteem goes up, and more chics want you .

#8) Consider yourself a winner. Walk, talk, and act with real self esteem. Know you're the best, know you're always right. Don't get hung up on any one girl. Never say I love you. Not until she's got that prenup signed. Protect your ass every step of the way. Dude, keep hope! I'm telling you, forget everything you know about women, and follow those damn rules. choose 3 random girls that you will most likey never see again, go up to them, start talking to them, and FOLLOW the rules. 2/3's will give you their #.

Wow, good rules! Where'd you find them? They're pretty much right on.

And I was looking to listen to Leykis online, but the KLSX website doesn't have a listen live option...:(

Certain things ya wanna watch out for.. Never bring a girl back to your house.... The moment she is in your place, she is looking for or Leaving clues about territory.. Tampon casings, Toothbrush, hair.. Make her bring you back to her place.. or go to a Hotel.. I cannot stress that enough.. A Mans home is his Castle... and if you flush your used rubbers, it won't clog up Your toilet.

-Damien

i posted this in another thread and they told me to post it here too...just goes to show women will try and sucker you into things even if you were 200 miles away at the time!!!


i was seein this girl about a month ago (for mabye 3 weeks)...she got pulled over goin to NH doin 95 in a 65...and it was in a construction zone!!! $745!! when she told me i couldnt help but laugh at her...then she asked me to help her pay it..i told her no and DTB a week later

this thread kicks ass... so pretty much you need to treat chicks like all you want to do is get laid.

Well that is all you want to do. What other reason is there to date women? We don't date them to get into stimulating conversation, or find out what their mind is like, what makes them tick...blah blah blah...

We do it to get laid, period. All that other stuff come about after we've seen them naked. After that, if they're cool and we still wanna hang out with them, then we might listen to what they have to say. But this thread isn't about relationships, it's about getting poon, trail, trim...

GF!
Skippy

Oh and btw....

so that chick that asked to help pay her ticket. Why did she do that? Was she coming to see you at the time?

Originally posted by Habu
Oh and btw....

so that chick that asked to help pay her ticket. Why did she do that? Was she coming to see you at the time?

nopers..she was goin to NH to spend the weeked and party with some friends..and didnt ask me to go!!! she left me all alone in ct for the weekend

Originally posted by STiStyle


nopers..she was goin to NH to spend the weeked and party with some friends..and didnt ask me to go!!! she left me all alone in ct for the weekend

AND she wanted you to help pay for a $700 speeding ticket? HA! Hell no! You DTB! Which you did, good for you! So how many dates was it before you got any from her?

Oh yeah, and bizzump for mysogyny thursday :D

GF!
Skippy

nhluhr, that was awesome. I try to tell people those same things but always forget some of the finer details. Perfect list!

I used to catch the Leykis show on 102.7 outta NY (old O & A station) but they pulled him. Anybody know of another station in the CT area OR on XM I can still hear him. He is classic, and funny as hell besides!

Damn, I dunno about NY....
But maybe the KLSX website might have info... FMTalki (http://www.fmtalki.com)

Originally posted by Habu


AND she wanted you to help pay for a $700 speeding ticket? HA! Hell no! You DTB! Which you did, good for you! So how many dates was it before you got any from her?

if my count is correct...ummm.....2!!!!!! tapped it second date and just about every day after that..then i got bored:banana: :disco:

Originally posted by STiStyle


if my count is correct...ummm.....2!!!!!! tapped it second date and just about every day after that..then i got bored:banana: :disco:

You sir, are a Leykis 101 graduate! :banana:

Can't make it any better than that. Thanks for the field report!

The official show is on NOW!!!
In LA, 97.1 KLSX baby!....In Seattle, 107.1 The Buzz...

I'll chime in with stuff that's interesting as I hear it...got it on in the background...

GF!
Skippy

Originally posted by STiStyle


if my count is correct...ummm.....2!!!!!! tapped it second date and just about every day after that..then i got bored:banana: :disco:

Atta boy, Im 20 min . from WL, we should go out some night and try the 'method' :devil:

AHA!
I've got a couple new rules to post, they were brought to my attention on the show today...

When you're out with the chick, and she's boozed up, don't ler her suggest another stop before you get her home to eff her!
If she suggests "oh I know a great club to go dnacing" "oh I'm kinda hungry, can we get some Denny's or something?"....if you hear this, you drop her off immediately and go home, cuz you're not gonna get laid that night. We want the girl to be nice and boozed up so that she's putty in our hands. The only place you should go after the bar, or restaurant where she's gotten nice and boozed up is the place where you'll be doing the effing.

Next one....if her cellphone rings during the middle of dinner, you get up...excuse yourself, and leave. There two possible reasons for the call she got, it's either a)the guy she's gonna bang later that night when she releases herself from you, or b)it's the babysitter calling to check with her about the kid she hasn't told you about yet.

He's totally OWNing this stupid 19 year old. She called in asking why the 'fire' is gone out of her relationship. Her bf is 23 and he doesn't seem to be showing the interest as he used to. Tom tells her he is bored and they're too young to be in a reltionship anyway. Which is true. 19? Come ooooon!

Originally posted by Habu


Next one....if her cellphone rings during the middle of dinner, you get up...excuse yourself, and leave. There two possible reasons for the call she got, it's either a)the guy she's gonna bang later that night when she releases herself from you, or b)it's the babysitter calling to check with her about the kid she hasn't told you about yet.

That ones rough, what if its the bi-sexual friend she has asking for the both of you to come over?

Nice thread.
Habu, your a genious. Thanks for starting this thread.

Originally posted by 03WRXMA


That ones rough, what if its the bi-sexual friend she has asking for the both of you to come over?

Yeah, what are the chances?
Play on the probabilites here.
It is a bit rought though, I'd listen to the call and see what the nature of it is first. If she's quick about it, ends it quickly, then I might give her a stay of execution.

And thank you, I'm trying to educate my brothers, that way we'll have less meeeeows around here ;)

Originally posted by Habu

Next one....if her cellphone rings during the middle of dinner, you get up...excuse yourself, and leave. There two possible reasons for the call she got, it's either a)the guy she's gonna bang later that night when she releases herself from you, or b)it's the babysitter calling to check with her about the kid she hasn't told you about yet.

i dunno about this...i think this should be an "in situation" matter. I mean if the chick is 23- then its proably not the babysitter...could be another guy but usually will be another friend calling to see how the "date" is going or even with information on some fun ass party that is going on. Just getting up and leaving soon as the phone rings is not giving enough time for events to play out...do some intel first, things could play out to be the better

-SF

Yeah I know, that's why I said I'd give it a few minutes to see what the nature of the call is. But anyway, it's still kinda rude to have the phone ring in the middle of dinner. She should turn her phone off as a courtesy. She can turn it back later, and it can ring as you're stuffing it in from behind...:devil:

leykis rocks

Originally posted by Habu
... So she might be hungry afterwards? Maybe....you didn't go out with her to fulfill her nutritional needs. Well no the ones that reuire food anyway :devil:


:lol:

and don't you forget it! ;)

Originally posted by Habu

I am you adjunct professor, a multiple graduate of the the course....also a master debator

I think most of OTers are daily masterdebaters

Originally posted by SenorFartman


I think most of OTers are daily masterdebaters


Daily? Hourly.

Oh yesyes, I wouldn't count myself out either....but hey, it's all good.

Couple of rules that I follow religously:

1. Do not let a woman think that you are desperate or that she is the only one you are seeing. This will only inflate her ego and makes getting laid impossible.


2. No buying drinks-- True story - I was at a latin club in Tacoma and this chick asks me to dance. (hey, I'm puertorican, we do that:disco: ). Anyway, we danced 7 or 8 songs back to back. We left the floor sweaty and breathing hard. All of a sudden she says, "I feel like I ran a marathon, I need a drink". So I escort this young lady to the bar (that's where she found me initially) and she orders a drink ($9 by the way). I ordered water... which is $0.00. When I got my water I turned and started to walk away. She then says "ain't 'cha gonna pay for my drink?". I said, in a very straight forward, matter-of-factly tone, "you work and make more money than me, you should buy ME a drink". Well, needless to say she was pissed and cursed me out. Anyway, I just ignored the hell out of her, and proceded to enjoy the rest of the night....

15 minutes after last call, she approaches me, after she'd been mooching drinks off of some other dude and asks "what are you doing after the party"... we ended up in my hotel room... :devil: and the rest can't be posted here....

Iván

That story rules. My guess as to why women like to be treated like crap is so they have an excuse to be bitches toward men. But, Ive learned to treat women like crap, because thats the way they like it.

Originally posted by Habu
But anyway, it's still kinda rude to have the phone ring in the middle of dinner. She should turn her phone off as a courtesy. She can turn it back later, and it can ring as you're stuffing it in from behind...:devil:

Exactly.. How rude is it to be upstaged by her phone? she may also use her cell phone as a bail device... "Oh.. mom just called.. said Fido just died.. i have to go home... "

-Damien

A couple more rules. I'm 32 Y/O, in the Army since age 18. I've seen just about everything. I believe in these and teach my troopers about L101 all the time!!!

1. Do not call her if you think she's at work.

2. Do not give out your work number, no matter how hot she is.

3. Wait a couple of days before calling her if you meet her at a club/bar etc... you'll sound desperate if you call her before that, better yet... F-her, dump her, and find a new squeeze!!

4. Make your intentions known right away-- If you don't tell her you mean to F-her, you may end up in the PFZ (platonic friend zone)!! Once she sees you as a friend, run, you blew it.... if she utters the phrase "I feel I can tell you anything" roll baby, pa'fuera, it's time to go. You have officially bocome "one of the girls"

5. If she starts to tell you about her previous relationships, or if she keeps mentioning an old boyfriend, RUN, she still wants HIM, not you, you'll just be an interim while she figures out a way to make up with the other guy.

6. Girls night out -- Self explanatory, you've seen the videos and movies. Do not let it happen. Walk away if it does.

7. Condoms are your best friends... thay will save your life, money and lifestyle. Use 'em, keep 'em handy. I keep a box in each of my cars, in both bathrooms and even in the kitchen and garage. It helps that Military hospitals give 'em out for free!!!

I hope these rules help..... they sure heped me get laid more than a few times.....

Later............

You know, it's not so much as to treat 'em like crap... just let 'em know that you will not put up with the whining, bickering and moodiness. If she looks like a hard one to lay, walk away, save your energy, time and toil and find someone else.

I've learned that to get what you want, you must be confident and KNOW what YOU want. Set your standards and enforce them on yourself. Don't settle for anything that does not meet your criteria.

Example: I am done screwing around with poor, uneducated women. I did for my first few years in the army, and it sucked. Drama after drama, issues, kids, ex's and tons of crap.
These are my basic standards:
a. College Grad prefered or some college
b. Professional, and employed. I walk if she even says she hates work or hates getting up in the morning or displays a bad attitude toward work.
c. Not previuosly married (waiverable if rule d. below is met)
d. Not a single mother, no kids
e. Between 22 and 30 years old
f. All rules are negotiable If she's 18, firm, fit, and willing:devil:


Originally posted by raj100
That story rules. My guess as to why women like to be treated like crap is so they have an excuse to be bitches toward men. But, Ive learned to treat women like crap, because thats the way they like it.

I can't believe I almost forgot this one......

- Do not wait if she picks-up the other line on call waiting... Hang up, If she calls back, tell her you don't do call waiting, cause you have better things to do with your time, such as calling another chick !! I always hang up, I don't have call waiting either.

Whenever I listen, he always seems like a great debator. Others disagree and say he cuts people off, but I only see him cutting off stupid people when he has to repeat it a bunch.

Remember the crazy black chick who called who thought her A cup's were to big?

guess i have been doing it all wrong than

:(

Hey Amolaito, good good...you seem to have your head on straight. Got any stories from the field? (woman field, not THE filed, like as in the Army field...know what I mean? ;) )

edit: oops I just read your first story...good work!

RC, you have been doint it all wonrg...;)

Originally posted by Habu
Got any stories from the field? (woman field, not THE filed, like as in the Army field...know what I mean? ;) )


I sure do:

1. I just got back from the club, there's this peruvian chick that always wants to dance with me... her friends have come up to me and told me she wants me bad. Well, I ignore her, I dance with her, rub her all up, and send her home. She's fine and all, but she seems a bit desperate. I do not trust her, there's got to be something hidden beneath all that. Well, tonight I found out what de deal is with her: she's married, got two kids and is "separated" from her husband, working on a divorce.
Let me explain what "separated" means: Her hubby is a "A Team" engineer SGT, at war somewere in the gulf. She's trying to justify her whore-ing around by saying she's getting a divorce. I'm glad I didn't fall for that BS, I could get in some serious crap if I get caught doing a married woman.

2. Check this out, I met this chick from Nicaragua about a year ago. Long black hair and a body of J-lo proportions. She was fine. Anyway, We were in her appartment one evening, getting our groove on, and I spotted an unused condom, still in the wrapper, under the bed. It was not the brand i normally use, and it wasn't the brand she had in the appartment when I met her. Well, I pointed it out, and she said she got a bag of condoms from a nurse friend, and she dropped that single one. OK, now I was curious, and suspect of everything so I didn't have sex with her that night. Well, a few days later, while at the PX, I run into a buddy of mine. We sit at the food court and start talking about men's favorite topics, cars, women, beer and sports. He starts talking about this girl he met a few months ago and how they are getting along fine. He's madly in love with this chick. Then he starts to describe her, and I freak out. It's her, the chick I've been banging for two weeks now. I did not know what to say. As it turns out, he had been in the Philipines for three weeks and had just returned. While he was gone, she was out getting busy with me.

It doesn't end there...a month later, I find out she's pregnant. Definetely not mine, and not my friends. It turns out she screwed another dude before she did me and the dude did not cover his "buddy" during the battle. Funny, she insisted that I did not wear a condom when we did it, I wore two for good measure!!!Maybe she wanted to get me hooked up on a paternity suit!! Good thing I popped smoke and broke contact before it was too late!!!

the great thing about single mother you know they hump haha
:disco:

Originally posted by AmolaitoPR
Funny, she insisted that I did not wear a condom when we did it, I wore two for good measure!!!

Wearing 2 is never good... the friction will wear them both thin and make them virtually useless.. take this as warning when junior comes knocking on your door 18 years down the road.

-Damien

Originally posted by sigma pi
the great thing about single mother you know they hump haha
:disco:

True, unless you run into one of them Reborn Virgins!!! The ones that think men have to pay for everything or spend 2000-5000 $$$ on them before thy give it up. They want a daddy for the kids, not a pipe laying machine!!!

Originally posted by 93WRXinJapan


Wearing 2 is never good... the friction will wear them both thin and make them virtually useless.. take this as warning when junior comes knocking on your door 18 years down the road.

-Damien

True, I know that, I was just making the story a bit more colorfull!!! Sorry if I misled you in any way...:confused:

Any other G.I., Sailor or Marine got ny stories form the Base dwelling, barracks roaming, ID Card hungry chicks that surround Military instalatuons?

Originally posted by AmolaitoPR
Any other G.I., Sailor or Marine got ny stories form the Base dwelling, barracks roaming, ID Card hungry chicks that surround Military instalatuons?

does.. "Take me to Commissary" sound Familiar?

-Damien

- How about this: a few years back, this woman married a GI right before he shipped out to war. Of course she screwed just about everyone on base and even let a boyfriend move into their house. Anyway, she and the BF plotted to kill the GI upon his return in order to get the insurance money, I believe it was 100K at that time. The BF killed him, but they got caught by the CID. I guess the BF left a trail and lead the CID straight to them.

- I met this chick in 1991, during the 1st Gulf War. She was screwing everyone in my barracks. She would sign in at the CQ desk, and went to a different room every night. We shipped out to Saudi and never saw her again, unitl I get re-assigned after the war and my new unit is having a Family Day... and i see her talking to the Brigade S2. After some investigating, it turns out she was married to that Captain all along, and she was providing "R&R" for the troops back home when he deployed!!! This chick was a local Lawtonian (Lawton, OK), from a neighborhood called lawton view, notorious for it's skanky and unemployed, money grubbing, hoes!!! I don't think he even had a clue of what went on behind his back. She screwed junior enlisted soldiers for the most part, she would buy them clothes and food, and let them drive her (his) car. Pretty sad, that's why the Military is not for Married people.

Originally posted by AmolaitoPR
Pretty sad, that's why the Military is not for Married people.

No kidding! Damn there's so skank ass hoes in your line of work! They probably all married too young and haven't had enough experience and are now trying to stuff their holes while the husband is off to work. Makes me wonder about my buddy who is getting married right before he's commissioned in the USAF. I bet his wife will be out banging the town.

Here's a tip I found useful in my ventures: "Shut the f*** up!" You should be asking her open ended questions so she keeps the topic of conversation on herself.

Women like mystery and challenge. The less you reveal about yourself, the more she'll want to know and finally when it's all built up to a head...you collect on dat ***. :banana: Or. if you're looking for a relationship, close the deal.

That's the thing though, this isn't about looking for a relationship, it's about getting tail. If a relationship ensues, then so be it. But you got a point about the open ended questions, however most chicks are dumb as bricks anyway.

Bump for thursday!

i hate to say it but leykis had teh suxors. they put him on the air over here when opie and anthony got kicked off. they were a tough act to follow. the station was never the same.

Oh yeah? and just how often do you listen? And when does he come on in your area?

relax habu...need to chill. how often do i listen? i don't because the station that hired him let him go. once the station lost their top dj's, the station was on the brink of format change. they brought leykis in...ratings dropped even more. i'm sure he's funny. but to me, wasn't as funny as opie and anthony.

I wasn't excited, I was just curious as to why you didn't like him. And he's not meant to be funny, it's not that type of show. It does get funny sometimes, but he's not a comedian.

I like Flash Fridays. :D


-Jason

Ya know, I've never been flashed yet! sucks....

Originally posted by lethargicman
I like Flash Fridays. :D
-Jason

Anyone truely got flashed on flash fridays?

Originally posted by lethargicman
I like Flash Fridays. :D


-Jason

lemme guess. this is where listeners with the station sticker get flashed and they call in??? not to bust but o and a had "WOW" stickers. some ppl just used to write on dirty cars...heheh. use to be Whip em Out Wednesday. then other dj's started doing the same thing. so they eventually made it Whip em Out Whenever. the bit has been done long before leykis. but hey, naked boobs always = good, right!

noooo....not exactly.
You drive with your headlights on in the daytime, and chicks are encouraged to flash anyone they see with them on. DRL's notwithstanding.... You don't have to have a sticker on the car either. He's been doing it for ten years.

Yeah, the thing is "Show them your headlights, and they'll show you theirs." Something like that. I've been flashed twice. :D


-Jason

You've ben flashed twice Jason? Dayam! Been listening for years and not once. Maybe I should spend more time on LA freeways on fridays.

Bump for thursday!

The jackasses that actually call Tom and tell him he is God need to go off themselves...


Does anyone wanna bet you will hear "Take me out Elliot Smith Style"?

What, you don't think he's god?

Booyah! Time for some more 101! Listening to the show now, see if anything interesting comes up....

Is he on any shoutcast stations that you know of?

I called in last week...I got on...

Asked to be taken out Kobe style

:banana:

Interesting call....
Guy been married for 13 years, wife brings home wimmenz for threesomes, because she's gotten fat and he doesn't like that. Banging other chicks isn't enough for him.
The Professor says....leave...

what did you call for dude?

Originally posted by SDscooby
Is he on any shoutcast stations that you know of?

Nope, none that I know of...I don't even listen to that.

Originally posted by Habu
what did you call for dude?

some girl was on arguing with tom. tom said that after the age of 40, a girl cannot be a 10 anymore.

i called in and told the girl that 10's don't have to do much in life since there are tons of guys who are willing to give them everything in exchange for their bodies, blah blah blah.

tom was proud.

ahhh....cool! I haven't had to call for anything yet. But when I do, I'll be a long time, first time ;)

geezus this chick is pathetic....
3 kids..marriage is in shambles, she wants out. And she's afraid that her dating life is over.....which...it pretty much is. If she divorces, she'll be a single mom, nearing 40, and with little money, because she's got three kids to support....tsk tsk tsk.....

and people wonder why I don't want kids...:rolleyes:

Leykis on the web (www.kotk.com)


the station here in Portland carries his show over the web live and a best of on Sat. afternoon


enjoy

Originally posted by mordy_2v
Never offer to help do anything, like moving or crap like that. You don't want to be the servant in the relationship.

Good one.
Doing so is like jumping inthe HOV lone to the "Friend Zone".

I say single moms are prime as they are always horny and don't take much to get started due to neglect. Just don't let their kids get to know you by name or else be trapped like velcro. Also don't go to their place, keep her at yours...the better to avoid bebe's kids and possibly a mad daddy stalker funkin' with your ride as you funk with his ex. Dating them in the sense of relationship and stuff is not good, unless you too are used with worn tires and baggage in the trunk.

Another advisory, don't be overly nice.
If you are then they won't respect you or worst they'll think you're gay, and tell there little buddies who'll tell everyone. Switch up your game. Play it nice like Tom Hanks upon first meeting then go rogue like Steven Segal for 30-40 minutes and then switch back to Tom and I guarantee you'll be her 'Bosom Buddy' as she shows you her bosoms. :)

BTW, 'The Gresman' has been doing the dating tips thing since the mid '70's. One of my favorites is from the infamous "Hobble Handbook" titled 'Breakfast Bonvivant'. Click HERE (http://greaseman.c-s-p.com/audio/best_of/210-HobbleHandbook.mp3) to listen to it in MP3 format.

- Janq

NO single moms.....
Maybe in your age range Janq...since chicks over 30 without kids aren't easy to come by. But for the most part, no single moms period.

points to best husband self praise thread:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=467986

lamb, all that thread illustrates is.....meeeeeeeow!

word up to that homie :)

Originally posted by mlambert
points to best husband self praise thread:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=467986

Hater. :p

- Janq

Originally posted by mlambert
word up to that homie :)

ok...that was about a month late.

also read: read these rules to be a total ass.

:lol:

-justin

Originally posted by Blindeye_03
also read: read these rules to be a total ass.

:lol:

-justin

Absolutely right, that's what chicks want. These rules are for one purpose-getting laid- period. They're not rules of etiquette.

hahahaha oh man....so my buddy tells me the story of this chick he took out a week or so ago:

So this date is set up by my buddy's femal friend. The chick he's going out with knew him from high school, but hadn't seen him since. The whole date she's droning on and on about him and how he was better looking in high school, bitching about this and that...blah blah blah.
They go to dinner at Acapulco (why they go there is beyond me) and when the check comes, she looks at it, and says "you're only spending $38 on me? And you're using a coupon?"

'no' he replies..."you're spending $38 on yourself and I'm taking my coupon!"
Walked out, and stuck her with the bill and no ride home.

bravo!

He called up Tom and told him the story, Tom loved it of course.

Take me out Kobe style!

:lol:

Originally posted by Habu



Take me out Kobe style!

I like "Take me out Andrea Yates style!"
(little feet running around, splashes)

Flush the condom, fools.

Better than bothering with hot sauce.

screaming orgasm followed by "thank you jesus!" is always good too :D

Originally posted by twotacosfor99cents
Flush the condom, fools.

Better than bothering with hot sauce.


Yeah, but you miss the chance of hearing her scream bloody murder when she tries to instert the splooge.

Would you take that risk? I don't even think hot sauce will kill your swimmers.

I'd take not getting her pregnant over some female sob-sob drama.

Originally posted by Habu
hahahaha oh man....so my buddy tells me the story of this chick he took out a week or so ago:

They go to dinner at Acapulco (why they go there is beyond me) and when the check comes, she looks at it, and says "you're only spending $38 on me? And you're using a coupon?"


Wow that's ... tactless (not the guy - the girl for blurting that out) ... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by twotacosfor99cents
Flush the condom, fools.

Better than bothering with hot sauce.

Fill the condom up with water and dump it in the toilet, then throw the condom in the trash. Don't clog up your toilet.

Originally posted by mr_disco
Fill the condom up with water and dump it in the toilet, then throw the condom in the trash. Don't clog up your toilet.

??

Toilets have NO problems flushing condoms, if you are connected to a sewage line.

Originally posted by twotacosfor99cents
Would you take that risk? I don't even think hot sauce will kill your swimmers.

I'd take not getting her pregnant over some female sob-sob drama.

vinegar based hot sauces like Tabasco will kill the swimmers.
But yeah I guess you could flush it too.

Originally posted by Mencius01
Wow that's ... tactless (not the guy - the girl for blurting that out) ... :rolleyes:

Oh yeah, that was the most shocking part of the story. I'd have stiffed her ass as well.

Bump^

One of my favs right here :)

Again - men need to read this!

^

;)

:diaf:

Sigh....well I've gone and done it...not really because it's mysogyny thursday or anything, but because of all the whiny woman threads lately, it's time to reeducate my brothers!...and by request...so here goes....

Welcome to Leykis 101, the online adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money!....More importantly, we teach women how men think....

I am you adjunct professor, a multiple graduate of the the course....also a master debator and cunning linguist. I can also translate woman into English. The actual Professor-Tom Leykis-can be caught on-air at 97.1 KLSX in LA, and on many affiliated stations throughout the country, thursdays from 3-7pm Pacific....All other days, he does his regular call-in show 3-8pm. Leykis 101 is only on thursdays.

This is the OT thread where OT gets together to talk about the issues YOU....rrrrreally care about...we're a different type of OT thread...we're the OT thread that is NOT hosted by a right wing whacko, or a convicted felon, NO!....I am your host...write down our toll-free URL, you're gonna need it, it's www.nasioc.com...or www.impreza.net...

So I've been thinking about this for a long time, and rather than spread the tennets of Leykis 101 on dozens of threads, I thought about starting the thread. So I finally have done did it....

Here goes guys, the basic rules of Leykis 101, and then you can reply with questions, comments, or more importantly, reports from the field. Remember folks, this is a course designed to get more tail for less money...more importantly to teach women how men think.....
If you want to bang away...avoid relationships and connection, this is the place to be.....
Anyway...here goes everything...

Leykis 101 basic rules:


NO dating single mothers!

3-Date Rule; If she doesn't put out by the third date, DTB!

Spend no more that $40 a date, or $120 total for the first three dates.

NO lunch dates!

NO returning calls to her on weekends.

ALWAYS use a condom, and keep a bottle of your favorite hot sauce nearby.

Explainations:

No dating single mothers....that's almost a given. We don't want to inherit someone else's kids, or problems with their kids. We want a woman that is likely to agree to an aborting should there be conception in the course of dating. Single mothers tend to want to keep their babies. We don't want this, and thus must not date single mothers.

The 3-date and $40 a date rule is purely economical, I mean the point of this course is to spend less money. Also, chances are great that the chick you're with has put out in 3 dates or less with some other poor schlum, so why should she hold out for you? Why should you take second best to some other poor bastard who got some from her within the first few dates? Don't forget the reason you went out with her in the first place.

No lunch dates? Why? Why go to a lunch date, when you know for a fact you're not getting laid.

No returning calls on weekends. That time is your time. your time to spend with your buddies. Unless you're at least 90% sure it's a booty call, then there's no reason to. you don't want her to think you've got nothing better to do that wait for her to call either. Unless you've set up something on the weekdays M-Th, then spend the weekend with your buddies.

Always use a condom....no brainer here guys. The hot sauce.... Keep it close to where you keep the condoms and/or your bed, but out of sight. After you're done, pour some in the used condom, but do not be seen doing this. Reason being? There's a lot of sneaky chicks out there just looking to spurt a little of your seed in them to snag you into child support payments. So when she says..'oh I gotta go to the bathroom' and you hear her scream bloody murder a few moments later, you'll know why.

That's about it for now guys....fire away....

GF!
Skippy

:lol:

If you are dating a girl, steady, boyfriend-girlfriend, and she doesn't put out to your satisfaction, YOU ARE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP.

I can't believe I dont see more posts about him, this guy is a GOD!! I swear if more people listened to him there would be none of the relationship issues we have today.

I can't believe I dont see more posts about him, this guy is a GOD!! I swear if more people listened to him there would be none of the relationship issues we have today.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:diaf:

Haha at the retards that need a guide to get laid.

Here's an idea... use your brain and common sense and you won't have problems with women.

Good starter post!

Need more of the rules, the ones you mentioned are the ones that I remember.

Banned!!!

HAHAHAA!!!

But good post. Too bad i'm married. :devil:

Haha at the retards that need a guide to get laid.

Here's an idea... use your brain and common sense and you won't have problems with women.


:confused: i've been using common sense (or so i thought) for a while and have failed miserably. and using my brain does more harm than good. i read the rules posted and they don't make any sense to me. i can't comprehend at all why chicks like you if you treat them terribly.

Don't try to understand it. Ignore this thread. It's an radio ratings-grabbing bit that's gone on for too long.

Women dont want to be treated terribly, it's just that alot of the men you see getting women are "bad boys" who exibit certain traits women want in a man. Women naturally like to be teased and played with kinda like when we were in 1st grade pulling the girls hair. The other thing is that a "bad boy" usually is a alpha male and a leader of men, that's a trait a women looks at to see if she want to persue you. Alot of the stuff in this thread is just comical but there is truth in some of it if you know what your looking for, and others in this thread have shown it works. But most dont understand why it works. And that's part of the key to this.
If you really want to learn more about interacting with women i can point ya in the direction that has impoved my life.

Can we add.

If she steps on bugs for money and knows more about blowjobs than Andy Dick , dump her.