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Mr.Freeze
02-01-2004, 12:43 PM
dayum she's fwine...she's on Spike TV's power block...lot better than that michelle spaziano

and drives/drove for Prodrive Ferrari :D

Streetman
02-01-2004, 01:19 PM
Dude, did you really start this thread, about a hot chick, and not put up a photo? C'mon now.

http://www.geocities.com/danicapatrickfansite/dp1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/danicapatrickfansite/dp1.jpg

Mr.Freeze
02-01-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Streetman
Dude, did you really start this thread, about a hot chick, and not put up a photo? C'mon now.



Sorry mah bad :D

Here you guys go...and she was born in Roscoe, IL (wherever that is)

http://www.lemans-racing.com/images/trajectoires/17720031058445330.jpg

a little more revealing
http://hometown.aol.com/ra32789/images/danica.jpg

JayGold
02-01-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Freeze
http://hometown.aol.com/ra32789/images/danica.jpg

I'd smoke that crack!

bunot
02-01-2004, 02:01 PM
DAYUUUM.:banana:

Lightning Jack
02-01-2004, 02:27 PM
I want to put it in her butt:banana:

WRX34
02-01-2004, 03:17 PM
In DAS POOPA!

Rodger...checking...HOT status confirmed!


WRX34

FreeBMW
02-01-2004, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Lightning Jack
I want to put it in her butt:banana:


that will get this locked/deleted:disco:

Spoolin16PSI
02-01-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by WRX34
...checking...HOT status confirmed!


W3rd!:banana: :banana:

LYHTSPD
02-01-2004, 04:06 PM
That FHM pic is NICE!!

batmanalan
02-01-2004, 05:02 PM
dont like the fhm picture, who wants to see a crack shot? honestly

i like the one in black next to the tires. Very nice

FreeBMW
02-01-2004, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by batmanalan
dont like the fhm picture, who wants to see a crack shot? honestly

i like the one in black next to the tires. Very nice


are you ghey alan???

FortyTwo
02-01-2004, 05:48 PM
I thought you meant:

http://images.radcity.net/5176/9230.jpg

Drowner
02-01-2004, 05:58 PM
eh, shes got kind of a butter face, that other chick michelle was hot, when she toned down the hair.

subbie_rs2.5
02-01-2004, 11:13 PM
roscoe is like 30 hour way from here there is alot of hot chicks from that town or city.

LB2.5rs
02-01-2004, 11:17 PM
How bout Dalene Curtis from nopi tunervision!?!?....O yeah and playboy;)

newscooby
02-01-2004, 11:26 PM
Nirmit,
I could not agree with you more. WAY hot!!! :banana:

And she drives for Rahal, which also happens to be the team that my friends work for. I so gotta get hooked up in there sometime.

Hot chick that can drive?!?! Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that

WRXpkr
02-02-2004, 12:02 AM
danica patrick better **** better than she reads a teleprompter!
ive come to believe that her two last braincells are stuck together...

Mr.Freeze
02-02-2004, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by WRXpkr
danica patrick better **** better than she reads a teleprompter!
ive come to believe that her two last braincells are stuck together...

yeah she lacks personality on the screen...a bit stiff if you ask me, but boy she look fwine :D

Streetman
02-02-2004, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Freeze
yeah she lacks personality on the screen...a bit stiff if you ask me, but boy she look fwine :D
Odd, you say she's a bit stiff on screen, and I'm a bit stiff when she's on screen.
Yeah, it may help that I have it on mute.

WRX34
02-02-2004, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by FreeBMW
are you ghey alan??? ''If his note doesn't make it appearent I don't know what will until he tries to take advantage of you next time you use the lil boys room at the Novi meets!!!

:eek: :lol:


WRX34

Vipre
02-02-2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by subbie_rs2.5
roscoe is like 30 hour way from here there is alot of hot chicks from that town or city.
I think you mean 30 min away? It's just off Hwy 20 between Rockford and Freeport. Not too far from teh Winnebago Co. Fairgrounds.

Nutter
02-02-2004, 09:47 AM
She was smooth on the screen and easy on the eyes.

http://www.michellespaziano.com/Portfolio/images/_0568f.jpg

boost_away
02-02-2004, 10:26 AM
Roscoe is right near Blackhawk Racetrack, and i second the motion about hot chics there, when I used to race motorcycles, they used to have local come out and run the concession stand, and let me tell you, nothing better than fast bikes and hot chics in the summer, well, at least not at that point!!!:banana:

mykrrrr
02-02-2004, 11:54 AM
She's not really my type (I like 'em more curvy) but she's into cars so that scores some major points in my book.

-mykr.

wrex03
02-03-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by newscooby
Nirmit,
I could not agree with you more. WAY hot!!! :banana:

And she drives for Rahal, which also happens to be the team that my friends work for. I so gotta get hooked up in there sometime.

Hot chick that can drive?!?! Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that

How about one that can also cook and clean!!

CC-B
02-03-2004, 11:45 PM
Is that a tattoo or a government warning label just above her crack?

CC-B
02-03-2004, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Freeze
dayum she's fwine...

I think she's a tad tall for you, shortie :D

SpiritnTransit23
02-04-2004, 01:29 AM
Danica's a cute girl but I agree with Mike. Butt's too flat also. I remember first seeing her on the speed channel being interviewed for some random formula one race. Impressive, most impressive.


Cheers
-ST-;)

shukes24
05-29-2005, 01:55 PM
c'mon danica...joo can do it :banana:

shukes24
05-29-2005, 01:59 PM
I think she's a tad tall for you, shortie :D

she's 5'1" tall. i've got at least 15" on her. 7" in height and i'll let you decide where i've got the balance 8" on her :lol:

Streetman
05-29-2005, 02:38 PM
Uhh, she's hot in more ways than one. She's kickin some ass right now, a few miles from me. Not bad for a rookie.

However, I gave her a little prerace "prep" let's call it, last night. I can report that she's no rookie.

dbrier
05-29-2005, 03:13 PM
I can hear the cars from my house right now.

HndaTch627
05-29-2005, 05:02 PM
4th place finish...she did an awesome job, too bad she was running out of fuel, she could have had the win

WRXpkr
05-29-2005, 10:08 PM
ABC = Always Bad Coverage!

DoctorNick
05-29-2005, 10:39 PM
Hawtness.






















http://www.gagreport.com/images/dancingchineseboy.gif

Achilles38WRX
05-30-2005, 12:08 AM
i'm almost glad she didn't win. would've been a sickening media circus for days.

madSTI
05-30-2005, 04:17 PM
i'd definitely pee in her butt





























2 TIMES!!11

Streetman
05-30-2005, 04:39 PM
What's up with her cussing over the radio? Anyone hear about this? I hear it wasn't mild, and it was non stop. Generally, chicks who cus too much turn me off. However, something about a chick in a 200MPH car, cussing like a sailor turns me on. am I gay now?

DoctorNick
05-30-2005, 04:43 PM
Well, you were already gay...

Streetman
05-30-2005, 04:44 PM
You wanna be gay with me?

DoctorNick
05-30-2005, 06:31 PM
only if you catch

Streetman
05-30-2005, 07:29 PM
on ABC's "up to the minute" news last night I was informed that da NEE ka Patrick led the race until the last lap, when she ran out of fuel.

Uhhhh...yeah.

kenchan
05-30-2005, 07:31 PM
danica reminds me of a short version demi moore.

dbrier
05-31-2005, 08:43 AM
danica reminds me of a short boob-less version demi moore.fixed it

kenchan
05-31-2005, 01:02 PM
:lol:

a2cpc
05-31-2005, 01:39 PM
After working on several interviews(I do sound at the Indpls Motor Speedway)
I can say that she really comes across as a bitch. I am not saying she is one, but she sure does come across as one.

Streetman
05-31-2005, 01:46 PM
Chris- A friend of mine in FL who watched the race on TV live there said ABC had to do some apologizing, and cut the feed to her radio because she was little miss potty mouth everytime they went to her. Know what he's talking about? Got any of that audio?

I think being a cusing bitch makes her even hotter now. She still in town.

a2cpc
05-31-2005, 02:25 PM
Didn't hear a thing...of course by the time the race sarted I had all ready been there 8 hrs and was sleeping in my car.

hillman
05-31-2005, 11:08 PM
4th place finish...she did an awesome job


Sorry, no. Earth to anyone with a clue, not blinded by the fact that she's female. Any male driver turns in that performance, and they're speculating how long he keeps his ride.

Wasted a pole car in qualifying, by her own admission. Stalled the car in the pits. Spun out *under caution*, wrecking a bunch of the remaining field. Had several other wheel-bangs, or "wobbles" ( newsflash: professional drivers aren't supposed to be wobbling around the track on a regular basis ). Needed advice like "look ahead" and "if he passes you, draft him" during the race. This is allegedly a professional race, not a driving school.

I'm sorry. Yes, she's a damn sight better than the previous sideshow Sarah Fisher, but come on. She has a 100 pound weight advantage on the field, and is competitive but slightly dangerous and wildly inconsistent. Oh, and most important, she has no dick.

Achilles38WRX
05-31-2005, 11:27 PM
Wasted a pole car in qualifying, by her own admission. Stalled the car in the pits. Spun out *under caution*, wrecking a bunch of the remaining field. Had several other wheel-bangs, or "wobbles" ( newsflash: professional drivers aren't supposed to be wobbling around the track on a regular basis ). Needed advice like "look ahead" and "if he passes you, draft him" during the race.

this sounds like my side of a conversation i had with a coworker (non race fan) over lunch today. "but shes a rookie" he replied. i mentioned castroneves and montoya i think wont the race as rookies not long ago.

mykrrrr
05-31-2005, 11:54 PM
Sorry, no. Earth to anyone with a clue, not blinded by the fact that she's female. Any male driver turns in that performance, and they're speculating how long he keeps his ride.

Wasted a pole car in qualifying, by her own admission. Stalled the car in the pits. Spun out *under caution*, wrecking a bunch of the remaining field. Had several other wheel-bangs, or "wobbles" ( newsflash: professional drivers aren't supposed to be wobbling around the track on a regular basis ). Needed advice like "look ahead" and "if he passes you, draft him" during the race. This is allegedly a professional race, not a driving school.

I'm sorry. Yes, she's a damn sight better than the previous sideshow Sarah Fisher, but come on. She has a 100 pound weight advantage on the field, and is competitive but slightly dangerous and wildly inconsistent. Oh, and most important, she has no dick.
Hillman...tell us you really feel. :lol:

1) Anyone could stall it in the pits.
2) Was the caution just called or was it out for a bit?
3) Aerodynamic forces @ those speeds can cause 'wobbles'
4) That's spotter talk. He/she's supposed to be there to help them out.
5) Weight advantage??? I'm sure those guys aren't 230 lb. fat asses like myself. Who cares if she's got a weight advantage out of the car...boo hoo hoo. I'm not bitching that I'm fatter than some of my competitors in TSM.
6) :rolleyes: @ the no dick comment (although I believe you're kidding)

I still maintain that she did well and has talent regardless if she's easy on the eyes in a race suit. :p

-mykr.

shukes24
06-01-2005, 12:53 AM
Sorry, no. Earth to anyone with a clue, not blinded by the fact that she's female. Any male driver turns in that performance, and they're speculating how long he keeps his ride.

Wasted a pole car in qualifying, by her own admission. Stalled the car in the pits. Spun out *under caution*, wrecking a bunch of the remaining field. Had several other wheel-bangs, or "wobbles" ( newsflash: professional drivers aren't supposed to be wobbling around the track on a regular basis ). Needed advice like "look ahead" and "if he passes you, draft him" during the race. This is allegedly a professional race, not a driving school.

I'm sorry. Yes, she's a damn sight better than the previous sideshow Sarah Fisher, but come on. She has a 100 pound weight advantage on the field, and is competitive but slightly dangerous and wildly inconsistent. Oh, and most important, she has no dick.

hey if bumper cars win then heck who cares...thats how i play mario kart. fact is she was the first woman to ever lead a lap at teh Indy 500 and placed the highest as well. jackie robinson was the first african american to break into baseball...was he great? his stats might say otherwise, but he did well and opened new doors.

those bitching about the weight advantage go shove it...how about muscle stamina? she sure as hell doesn't have the arms and forearms that the male drivers do that are key in an enduro race so if we regulate weight why not body fat % or height or any other physical property.

it don't matter either way i'd still IDP :p

mykrrrr
06-01-2005, 04:49 AM
it don't matter either way i'd still IDP :p
Tell us how you really feel Nirmit... :lol: ;)

-mykr.

a2cpc
06-01-2005, 08:49 AM
Sorry, no. Earth to anyone with a clue, not blinded by the fact that she's female. Any male driver turns in that performance, and they're speculating how long he keeps his ride.

Wasted a pole car in qualifying, by her own admission. Stalled the car in the pits. Spun out *under caution*, wrecking a bunch of the remaining field. Had several other wheel-bangs, or "wobbles" ( newsflash: professional drivers aren't supposed to be wobbling around the track on a regular basis ). Needed advice like "look ahead" and "if he passes you, draft him" during the race. This is allegedly a professional race, not a driving school.

I'm sorry. Yes, she's a damn sight better than the previous sideshow Sarah Fisher, but come on. She has a 100 pound weight advantage on the field, and is competitive but slightly dangerous and wildly inconsistent. Oh, and most important, she has no dick.

The heaviest of the current drivers is around 160. As weird as it sounds, some have actually put on weight as muscle mass so they could handle the G-forces. Rahal, was smart in finding a smaller driver than the rest. She had one wheel bang,besides her spin, who's fault it was is still up for discussion. And at 200+ she did a pretty good job of not loosing it. I believe Castroneves had one too. Didn't Someone spin a car on the pace lap a few years ago? I think if you look at her lap times she was not exactly "wildly inconsistent" as you claim.

Rattler
06-01-2005, 10:16 AM
I saw an article where Robby Gordon(who weighs a tick over 200) and a few other drivers think the IRL/crapwagon gang should go by weights WITH the driver. The Crappers said "No way." I can see they are getting attention with her and don't want to take any chances of losing her advantage.

Robby said he wouldn't race against her or in the IRL period until they changed the weigh-ins. I don't think he really cares to race in IRL anymore anyways because he sold all his chassis. He did say she is a decent driver too.

That first pic is the best I have seen her look. I caught her on one of the AM news shows Monday. She sounded much better than last time I heard her interviewed. She almost let the "S-word" go on there too but she stopped herself before it all got out.

hillman
06-01-2005, 11:26 AM
She's not untalented, I know. She did a fine job in Atlantics, and Rahal isn't
desperate enough to give a ride to just any hack. Yes, she's a thousand times
better racer than Sarah Fisher, but that's not saying much.

The radio chatter I referred to wasn't "spotter talk", it was Rahal, trying
to talk her home in the last 20 laps. This was on the ABC broadcast. There's no doubt that she simply
spun the car, after several laps of caution. There was a slight accordion going
on, but nothing that caused anyone else much trouble. She got on the gas too
hard, then turned the wheel too far, and looped it in traffic. It was a bad rookie
mistake, if typical of many IRL races. Yes, anyone can stall it in the pits...
but doing so means you didn't do an "awesome job".

With as fast as the car as she had, and the weight advantage ( about 4% of total weight ),
she'd have won without all her mistakes. That's a poor drive.

PS To save anyone else from looking it up, IRL spec is 1620 pounds,
race ready.

sweetsuby
06-01-2005, 02:29 PM
I think shes hot :)

a2cpc
06-01-2005, 04:25 PM
Hillman,

She did better than 29 other drivers did, in qualifying and the race. There are many drivers over the years that have stalled in the pits, it could have been a rookie mistake, if so, alot of veterans have made the same mistake. Her spin was a bad mistake, but she recovered and was able to stay on the lead lap. She also finished the race with less than 1 gallon of gas, and had to lean it way out in order to finish. So her weight "advantage" actually worked against her. Any other driver couldn't even consider skipping the last fuel stop. She didn't make the call Rahal did. She was maintaining her lead, that she got on the restart by passing the leader, when she got the order to lean it out. If she didn't she wouldn't have finished at all. I know this because I was talking to the crew as I was tearing down the microphones in the pits.

Is she the best rookie ever at Indy...no. Is she a damn good driver...yes. And oh, yea, as I said before, after doing about 6 different interviews with her before the race, personallity wise she really came across as a bitch.

On a side note, I end next to Ashley Judd after the Awards dinner for about 10 minutes. She didn't look so good. But she was friendly enough.

DoctorNick
06-01-2005, 05:08 PM
She needs to put her skill to work, and get back in the kitchen to make me a pie.

Rattler
06-01-2005, 05:51 PM
On a side note, I end next to Ashley Judd after the Awards dinner for about 10 minutes. She didn't look so good. But she was friendly enough.

I saw her "big" sister walking around behind Dario when they were interviewing him.

The Baja Kid
06-01-2005, 07:22 PM
Sorry mah bad :D

Here you guys go...and she was born in Roscoe, IL (wherever that is)

http://www.lemans-racing.com/images/trajectoires/17720031058445330.jpg

a little more revealing
http://hometown.aol.com/ra32789/images/danica.jpg


Well Roscoe is a small town that is about 2min north of rockford. She was born in beloit, she lives in Roscoe now :D

Streetman
06-04-2005, 02:21 AM
The heaviest of the current drivers is around 160. As weird as it sounds, some have actually put on weight as muscle mass so they could handle the G-forces. Rahal, was smart in finding a smaller driver than the rest. She had one wheel bang,besides her spin, who's fault it was is still up for discussion. And at 200+ she did a pretty good job of not loosing it. I believe Castroneves had one too. Didn't Someone spin a car on the pace lap a few years ago? I think if you look at her lap times she was not exactly "wildly inconsistent" as you claim.
I've been to the 500 enough times to see multiple rookie and veteran mishaps. she did great for a rookie. The spin under caution would have to be summed up as "one of those racing incidents". She went up to go around him, he checked up, she puckered. I would have puckered too. Perhaps some day I can make her pucker. As long as I'm in there somewhere.

anyhoo...I can remember an incident as far back as maybe 1980 that someone wrecked AJ Foyt on the warm up lap. And if I'm not mistaken, there was another warm up lap incident in the 90's.

It's racing, tihs happens.

MBasile
06-04-2005, 02:24 AM
I gueeeeeess I'd let her beat me in a race...:disco:

mykrrrr
06-04-2005, 05:06 AM
All you Danica haters should re-direct your hater vibes toward this man...the one who gets to go home w/her every nite. :furious:

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3653550_7_2.jpg

-mykr.

wrex03
06-04-2005, 07:39 AM
She needs to put her skill to work, and get back in the kitchen to make me a pie.

amen :devil:

Streetman
06-10-2005, 01:32 PM
she's no fluke. Look where she qualified for tomorrow's race. She's increasing ratings like mad. That series may just do alright.

JMS Landshark
06-10-2005, 02:28 PM
She's increasing ratings like mad. That series may just do alright.
thats the point, Rahal will get a big boost from this. He has been grooming her for this for years.

A guy that used to race with her made a valid point.....When's the last time she stood on top of the podium? Look all the way back to go-karts for that one.

Is she a good driver? alot better than me...

and I agree about the weight issue. It should be RACE weight regulated, not car weight regulated. Total car/driver/fuel everything needs to add up to minimum requirement. People can get down to that minimum any way they choose to.

A friend of mine was an engineer (design, car build/maint suuport, and even on the pit crew) for Rahal last year and knows her. He actually offered me a foot in the door to take his jolb if I wanted it (that would have been wierd building her car :lol: ). He doesn't speak highly of her, telling stories about her throwing plates in the truck when the cook made her eggs the wrong way. She did that in front of the sponsor rep. Lots of other funny stories about how she wasn't the greatest, but hey thats not her job to be nice (well sometimes thats her job and she doesn't do it well), its to drive. Just don't compare her against a class act like Mario Andretti or anything.

Hayaboosted
06-10-2005, 04:02 PM
Whats really weird is I use to race karts with her.. She wasnt hot than though. lol

a2cpc
06-10-2005, 05:00 PM
[QUOTE=JMS Landshark]
and I agree about the weight issue. It should be RACE weight regulated, not car weight regulated. Total car/driver/fuel everything needs to add up to minimum requirement. People can get down to that minimum any way they choose to.
[QUOTE]

So if your driver weighed 50lbs lighter you could carry 50lbs more fuel?

Hayaboosted
06-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Welcome to the world of racing gentleman! Theres so many tricks when racing.. some people are pretty smart. I remember in go karts fat kids were faster because they had bigger restrictor plates in their karts. Thats when us light guys added weight to allow us to run a larger restrictor. Yeah slower from a complete stop but when the weights moving its not noticeable, yet is allowing you to make more power from the engine.

JMS Landshark
06-10-2005, 05:27 PM
So if your driver weighed 50lbs lighter you could carry 50lbs more fuel?
not quite. there are alot of other regulations that go into it such as fuel capacity.

Take full race weight and comply with the other regulations. If you are overweight, you do design changes for weight reduction on the car in other areas, such as material selection.

Rattler
06-23-2005, 01:36 PM
Here is your big chance!!

Oh Danica! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50121&item=5208472334&rd=1)

Another for the F1 fans:

Huh? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50121&item=5211358247&rd=1)

shukes24
07-03-2005, 11:26 PM
Whats really weird is I use to race karts with her.. She wasnt hot than though. lol

i beg to differ :p

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/45/02/3c_1_b.JPG

Akirasoft
07-03-2005, 11:40 PM
i beg to differ :p

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/45/02/3c_1_b.JPG

wish she still was that hot. damn!

Danicafan101
08-13-2006, 12:33 AM
FU_CKEN HOTT I would like to Do IT with :banana: her any day!

nate49509
08-13-2006, 12:54 AM
FU_CKEN HOTT I would like to Do IT with :banana: her any day!


Don't dodge the swear filter n00b. And I think you need a girlfriend.

dbrier
08-13-2006, 09:55 AM
And a less desperate screen name

pornie
08-13-2006, 08:59 PM
Don't dodge the swear filter n00b. And I think you need a girlfriend.

girlfriend what where when?

nate49509
08-13-2006, 09:13 PM
girlfriend what where when?


:confused:

Rasmusson14
08-13-2006, 10:43 PM
Girls Gone Wild vs. MWSOC goes OT

SplatWRX
08-14-2006, 08:08 AM
Don't dodge the swear filter n00b. And I think you need a girlfriend.

He dont need a g/f he got a pony.

F22-Raptor
08-14-2006, 08:34 AM
Bah she has a man face. No she isn't hot and No I wouldn't do her. At least not as long as I still have wife :)