can someone really quickly tell me how to remove the center console? (which screws...what snaps...etc)!!!!!

Do you want to take the whole console out..or just the top cover on the hand brake(that one just snaps up)? There's 2 screws in the console box and probably a couple up front .
Dave :)

ok, i need to get behind the radio, all the way down to the hand brake (installing a T.T.).

well not BEHIND the radio, but need to remove the plastic around it:)

Unscrew the 2 bolts in the cupholder, take out the cupholder, and
start tugging on the plastic faceplate from the top where the cupholder was... the faceplate's got 1 clip in each corner holding it in. They pop right out if you have tug hard enough.