Originally Posted by rogue
1: Pour some coolant into your oil.
2: Drive to shop.
5: Replacing your HGs (though I'm very hesitant to suggest this because I have a feeling it means my garage becomes your new home) is easier than replacing the motor. I helped Tom replace his DOHC HGs with the engine still in the car, in theory your SOHC is half the work...
Well, we know he likes your couch at the very least. Just toss a forty down the stairs every night and lock the door to the upstairs and you'll be fine.
Dave, maybe take a look at the public auto auctions down and around the area. Pick up a cheap beater that will get you around, put RS on timeout and figure things out. I'm sure you could find a early 90's Audi quatro for cheap. I have a few links at home that I can pass on to you if you want.