hehe, I know man...I was kidding and just had to say it.
I don't know where all of the arguments stem from...maybe some fools are just too close minded to like other types of cars. On the other hand, if your car has gold-plated spoke 13" reverse rims with feelers, I will be the first to argue!
Regardless, this is just like the old Chevy vs. Ford arguments...basically pointless. You should post some pics of your car and engine work, I'd like to see them (and others as well I'm sure). I know you are happy with your car and most WRX owners are happy with ours. Different strokes, nothing wrong with that.