I missed the 'dinkiest' in the description.
Reminds me of a recent local meet where an 'all show' Civic drives by and revs us with his 19" chrome rims, drum rear brakes and cross drilled front rotors that were so small they could only fit ONE hole along the radius. Those
were the dinkiest.
It looked so funny with like a 5 inch gap from where the rotor ended and the spokes joined the rim.