VICTORY IS MINE!!! thanks to you guys of course. Sure enough, that seemingly stupid little L bracket was the only thing I had F*ed up. Zephyr, Kwan, thank you guys SO MUCH! I am sorry once again for bothering you with such a stupid error. Maybe we can create a sticky out of this under troubleshooting or something, because I spent a good 2-3 hours searching and reading on here. This might prevent many future frustrations.