*dad talking to me about women and being clear with your actions*
Dad: Do you think your mother is going to take me seriously when I say _____ when I go and bang her every night?
I died a little on the inside with that one.
Most surprising story? Probably when he told me that he cut off a cadaver's nuts back in medical school and put them in some girl's whitecoat. She couldn't tell what it was when she reached in bare handed...until she pulled them out.