In Finland you have socialized medicine where a split upper lip only cost $12.00 do be fixed.
You have REAL saunas.
(And you can roll around in the snow nekkid afterwards and no-one cares)
You have as Subia Gal said, real rally roads
You have many, many lakes
You have houses older than the US itself
You have.... Satu (Someone I knew when I was there