Dear Black Impreza base model:
I bet you think you're cool with your friend riding the ass of another Subaru with racing stripes at 2 AM in Carver. I thought you were the man while riding on my ass as we started going at the lights, I was a little let down when you backed off a little. I'm sure you were ready to race me even though we were behind a bus going the speed limit for a mile. It was a shame that you had to get right on my bumper again as the speed limit went from 40 to 30 and I just happened to have to slam on my brakes to make sure they were working, I will admit though, watched you fly into the wrong lane of traffic to avoid hitting me was a real joy to watch! Too bad you didn't ride my ass any more because we could have had a lot of fun.
Sincerely, The Red WRX that should have gotten a new trunk lid from your stupid driving
PS: the bus driver was laughing at you