You were on the left side of the road doing i don't know what at 2:30 last night, i came around the bend on the right side of the road minding my own business. i honked to say hello, which prompted you to run across the road into my lane (??) then run parallel with the road as if you are faster than my WRX. Don't you read car and driver? guess not. well i guess you decided to "lay the bike out" because falling down was a stupid ****ing choice. swerve, downshift, brake, hit your head with the front right of my bumper. you survived. i hate you. now i have a hole full of deer hair next to my fog light. go get hit by a mac truck.
Dear New Castle county police,
when i call you at 2:30 in the morning for a police report, that probably means i'm tired. thanks for making me wait until 3:45 and not ****ing coming, but calling me to say that you "had a lot going on". it was a ****ing monday night in the summer, there was nothing going on. you guys are a ****ing joke.
Just woke up.