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Old 08-11-2009, 12:03 AM   #1848
SilverFleet
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Member#: 91941
Join Date: Jul 2005
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: South Shore, MA
Vehicle:
2012 Mazda3, 87 CSX,
79 Trans Am WS6

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Dear *****, Teenage Subaru Edition!

Dear teenager in the mid 90's Outback wagon,

You need to give your car a tune-up or something. I know this because every one of the six times you floored it in front of me last Friday while I was on my way to get my lunch from work, I had to taste your crap oily stinky exhaust. I have no clue what you were trying to do there.

Dear teens in mom's silver 05-ish Subaru Forester XS on 95N tonight,

Thanks for driving like a complete asshat, and almost hitting me as you cut me off with no directional. I hope you liked the barrage of light from my high beams. Also, on behalf of all the others you almost killed tonight, do us all a favor and cancel yourself into a brick wall please.

Sincerely,
The guy who thinks new drivers need both driving courtesy training and a year of intensive driving instruction.
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