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Old 08-11-2009, 08:33 AM   #1850
imprezaowner27
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Member#: 131299
Join Date: Nov 2006
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: MA
Vehicle:
2006 Impreza
Aspen White

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Dear white EG civic,

its almost ironic that i just happened to have this run in with you, as im considering buying an EG as a toy. Your ebay tailights, exhaust that was hanging by a wire, and awesome rust paint job has me a little eeerked.

But i must say, all those things i can fix, what i CANT fix, is your douchebaggery. I saw you in my rearview mirror, i get it, i have an exhaust, you have an exhaust, must mean we want to race.

You passed me, it happened so fast i almost missed it, or was it the fact that you were swerving in and out of lanes without using your blinkers?? I dont know,

What i do know thou, is that while i continued to cruise down rt9 you kept hitting traffic and never made enough headway to lose me. It must have been a real slap in the face when we got to a redlight and my car in the slow lane actually moved faster than your lane.

Sincerely,
the guy that just had a Homewrecker at moes and felt like death, but you amused me
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