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Old 10-15-2009, 11:43 AM   #1624
JGard
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[11:37] <GTF> i've never gotten laid the night of a wedding IIRC

[11:37] <mattk> hahahaha

[11:37] <JGard> I have

[11:38] <JGard> sucker!

[11:38] <GTF> yes I realized that includes my wedding night

[11:38] <JGard> haha

[11:38] <mattk> i plan on it

[11:38] <GTF> our flight was at 5am

[11:38] <GTF> the next day

[11:38] <GTF> we went to sleep

[11:38] <thug> wow

[11:38] <GTF> and when I go to other people's weddings I usually get hammered

[11:38] <JGard> there's a good chance I will get overserved this weekend

[11:38] <JGard> and hence not get laid

[11:39] <mattk> overserved?

[11:39] <JGard> yes

[11:39] <JGard> overserved

[11:39] <mattk> OH GOD, THEY JUT KEEP BRINGING ME DINKS!

[11:39] <mattk> DRINKS!

[11:39] <JGard> it's not MY fault

[11:39] <JGard> right

[11:39] <JGard> you get the dinks

[11:39] <JGard> I'll have the drinks

[11:40] <mattk> hahahaha
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