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Old 03-06-2001, 09:15 PM   #4
Hondaslayer
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Chapter/Region: NWIC
Location: Auburn, WA
Vehicle:
1995 Legacy LSi
1998 Forester, lifted.

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ok to fix this you will need the following:
1 bottle touch up paint
1 roll masking tape
1 10 lb sledgehammer
1 5 lb sledgehammer
2 cups chicken broth
a pinch of salt
and a shot of vodka

step one find the person who did this
step two break their cellphone they were using when they did this (using 5 lb sledge)
step three using 10lb sledge smash their honda into lil bits
step four drink vodka
(repeat step four until police arrive( if arrested i didnt tell you to do this))
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