Dear Albino White Civic hatchback,
Please do not rev your engine at me when I am happily using the HOV lane (high occupancy vehicle lane for you non-Texans) and hardly exceeding the speed limit. I'm sorry that you revved and revved and I didn't even look over to give you the time of day. My girlfriend thought there was a bumblebee on crack in the car, but I assured her it was only a Civic. And even when you dropped you clutch and blew up your engine I still did not alter my speed. The only thought that crossed my mind was, "wow, that white smoke DOES match your paint nicely", as you slowed down and cut off three lanes of traffic to park your dismembered machine and call a tow truck.
Regards and best wishes