Dear imitation cop,
please get out of the left lane going 65mph. I know you arn't a cop, even though you have a white grand marque with a cb antenna , your clothes rack across the back tipped me off. (why is your back seat a closet?) please go play your cop fantsy some where else. or I will be forced to suck you in through my gaint hood scoop, and as you travel down my exaughst there will be no cats to stop you flying out my prodrive rally axel back.
stop messing up traffic