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Old 03-15-2011, 11:35 AM   #9
TFBHTMFSNE
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I burned my junk when I spilled a hot coffee on my heated seat while I was driving around buck naked flashing high school girls at the bus stop, all the while trying to take pictures of their expressions with my cellphone camera and I hit a tree because I was distracted.
There was no warning in the owner's manual about driving around on heated seats buck naked, the coffee cup didn't warn me about the coffee being hot, there were no signs at the bus stop saying I shouldn't flash, my cellphone manual didn't say I shouldn't take pictures with it while driving, and the town failed to post a "Don't Hit Me" sign on the tree.
As soon as I get bailed out, I'm gonna sue everybody.
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