One of those older ugly 5.0 mustangs rev'd at me at a light and usually I wouldn't but I was feeling froggy so I smoked him off the line and pulled into a gas station. He followed me in and this is how to conversation went:
Him: dude NOS is so cheap its the only reason your car is fast and your going to blow up your engine then you wont be so fast hahahahaha
Me: ummm I don't have Nos?
Him: I heard your Nos dude don't try and hide it that whoooooooosh sound is only caused by 1 thing. Nos!
Me: uhhh or an intake?
Him: whatever your lucky you pulled in here anyways I was about to floor it and leave you in my dust!
Me: yup that's why I pulled in have a good one dude.
He did gain some cool points doing a burnout on a right hand turn out of the gas station though! :insert sarcasm here: