This guy walks up to me at a Hess station:
Him: Whats the fastest you got that thing up to? My spedometer says 180 (Charger with aftermarket R/T badge and hood pins)
Me: I really don't try for top speed, besides I have all-seasons on my car.
Him: Shoulda bought one of these (sits in car and revs an actual bright red cherry bomb auto zone special weld in exhaust).
Me: I start laughing, right then a real Charger SRT (a couple years old but nice) pulls up, still a car I don't like but...So this guy gets out and goes "Hey Chris, you still drivin your mama's gay Charger" He then says to me "Nice car man wish I could afford a new STi beautiful color". I say thanks and just laugh at the fool in his mothers car (he was at least 30).