...When your hood scoop catches a bird.
...When you have to explain to everyone you know that the "wing" is factory.
...If you car has more blue sued than a casino.
...If your windows are down...no matter what.
...When you visit your family for holidays they ask if you painted your brakes for the season.
...If you question whether or not to go sideways every time you take a 90* turn.
...If your parents hate your car.
...If the police hate your car.
...If the dealerships hate your car.
...When you see an empty parking lot, you wonder if its wide enough to do donuts.
...If snow storms are more exciting now than when you were a child.
...If curbs are your worst enemy.
...If you scope out gravel parking lots to see if they are worthy.
...If you drove down a quad trail to see if it was worthy.
I'll add more later.