...if there are pink emblems all over your car, and you love it.
...when you use NVH to drone out your girlfriend/wife's conversation.
...when you bring your car in for routine service, you refuse to let it out of your sight.
...if you have ever drained a container of water from the back of your car by pushing a button over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
...when you sware that you had more gas the day before.
...if you've slaped a friend for saying your car is 4x4.
...if you've made your girl repeat "Subaru WRX STI" on random occastions, just to make sure she can accurately brag about your car if your not around.
...If you've made your girl repeat "Subaru WRX STI" because it reminds you of when Megan Fox says "camshaft" in the second transformer movie.
...your cat's name is Mitsubishi.
...When you replace a window switch on your car then read "nissan" imprinted in the plastic, a part of you dies inside.
...you know what a BRZ is.
...When your car is worth more as the weather gets colder.
...When you drive to the southern states, you feel like your car might not be a bit out of place.
...If you ever wonder if you'll ever use the parking light button on the steering colum.