Dont own a gun. Trying to convince the wife into a 'home protection gun' Pistol grip pump shottie.
"here you go.. if you hear someone in the house.. slide this back then forward.. point it in the general direction of the sound, and pull the trigger.. Dont worry about the holes in the walls I can fix them later. If you dont hear someone running for africa... slide this back, then forward, point in the general direction of the sound, and pull the trigger. Rinse repeat until the baddies are dead or gone."
She does not agree... :P