I'll keep adding as they come through, anyone else with first hand cases feel free to post them up:
"Check clunking in rear, only happens over large bumps"
96 Cherokee, BOTH sides were like this:
"Check wander at high speeds, thumping at lower speeds"
94 SL2. Declined tire, drove away like this:
"Vehicle has slight noise from LF wheel, check and advise"
05 F350 with a 12' service bed, 12klb lift would BARELY pick it up:
"Check tire wear. Just had alignment performed at XXXXXXXXX"
96 Corolla, customer had an invoice for 4 wheel alignment, cam bolt, and labor to install. Seems someone forgot to tighten it....
"Transmission making slight roar, has no forward gears"
98 Dodge 1500, DRIVEN to the shop in reverse from 8 miles away by the customer. Then they bitched cause I had to replace EVERY GODDAMN HARD PART except the case.