Not really a funny phrase but fun story. I had a Modded GTi Hatch pull up next to me at a light and took off at green, so I was like why not. I caught up and passed the guy before the next light that was less than half a mile away.
We get to the next light and he asks "Hey man is that an STi?'
Him: "What you got done to it? She a beast!"
Me: "Intake and exhaust."
Him: "Oh" puts head down and turns away.
His car had quite a bit done to it from what I could tell.