got pulled over tonight and gave me a ticket for everything I didn't do,
cop: sir, you realize you floored it when the light turned green and burned out?
me: I didn't hear my tires screech nor can this burnout it's all wheel drive.
cop: well your tires screech when you turned the corner, also you did excessive acceleration, and got up to well over 40 in a 25.
me: I did no such thing, I accelerated at most to 30 I'll admit that and I did not accelerate excessively people mistake my exhaust time with that
cop: you also almost hit two pedestrians so I'm going to have to give you careless driving for all that.
little does the cop now I was logging and I have a gps in my car, top speed was 29 and he was saying he clocked me at over 40.