With the news of the Noble Discoverer possibly running agound at dutch I ended up at the http://dutchharbortelegraph.com
, but the best part is if you scroll down to the Police Blotter it is full of wIn!
1 July, Sunday
2120 - A young man whose friend who had been spit upon by a young lady, offered to shoot the young lady in the leg with a BB gun in retaliation. The injury to the girl’s leg was minor and the young man was admonished for his attempts at rural justice.