you really can't go very slow uphill in these cars. it would stall. that hill is pretty steep, and only accounts for a tiny part of a normal dirt road situation. not like i'm just jammin around like a dumbass the whole time! notice the passengers had to get out for the uphill... not exactly the strongest point of the drivetrain, the low end. either way they're little scrappy subarus, not rock crawlers.
i do lots of rock crawling in my toyota. there are low gears, they're great. totally different scenario.
you guys need to loosen up