Two of my buddies are supposed to be putting studs in their new snowmobile tracks one night. They bought the studs with the plastic backers, which are supposed to be torqued to 32 INCH-POUNDS. But they can't read directions.
Buddy 1 says to me,"We keep crushing and breaking the backers when we torque them down."
Me "The torque wrench is in foot pounds"
Buddy 1 to 2 "We weren't doing anything wrong, the stupid torque wrench is in the wrong scale"
Buddy 2 says "How many inch pounds in a foot pound?"