My aunt's drunk neighbor : "What is that, a Kia?"
Me : "Nah, it's a Subaru"
Drunk : "A Subaru?! It's a tiny Subaru but it looks badass"
Not sure if compliment.... or...
My fat cousin ( Owns a 98 Civic LX with type R lip and grille... ) : "I want to jizz on this car..."