Well this happened in my work van and not my suby but figured I'd share it with you guys bcuz I thought it was funny.
Driving in my work van in NYC today. Stopped at a red light. About 3 seconds after I stopped I heard a SOLID THUD in the back of the van. Turns out, I was rear ended by a bicyclist! Who later apologized after being dazed and looking a little confused as to what just happened, said and I quote "Sorry...I don't know...brakes stopped working". And rode off.
This was probably the best part of my day