Dear jackass in the white FR-S,
Stop driving like such a jackass, you jackass. Or, at the very least, read the traffic better so you don't end up 4 feet off the bumper of the guy in the right lane, whom I was passing, when you could have easily changed lanes behind me and gotten into the wide open left lane and passed us both, rather than get too close behind me as well.
Dear people who creep past the stop line at red lights,
How can you be so impatient, and yet take so long to notice the light change to green? Maybe if you didn't stop right underneath it, you could actually see the damn thing.
Oh, right, that would require thinking and foresight. Silly me.
I hate you all, so very very much.