Originally Posted by DontCare
Break into a similar vehicle, steal similar equipment as yours, sell it on craigslist to raise money, buy your stolen items off craigslist from the thieves. Do this with money left over and you have beaten them at their own game.
Aaaand trying too hard.
I've never met a single person that amounted to anything that came from Michigan. In fact, there's so many of your stunted elderlies clogging my roads from here till spring, I'll submit that EV ER EE ONE from Michigan sucks goat dick professionally and prides themselves on the size of cheese curds that they can make in their own personal ice box of SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKFAAAAAAAAACE.