Since this thread is kind of dumb, might as well continue the hijack.
Closest Subaru dealer to me is 15 minutes, but I avoid the place like the plague because I was accosted once by one of their sales workers. I was in the parking lot of a restaurant in the new '05 WRX that I had purchased elsewhere, and I was about to leave. This moron steps in front of my car and starts yelling, "So you use our dealership for warranty work, but then buy your car out of town? What kind of business is that?" I was like
are you ****ing kidding me? I wanted to run him over, but I drove around him, went home, and sent the dealership an email complaining about this guy. They responded and said they would "look into it", but that was all I ever heard.