So I'm at childrens hospital for a check up wearing my turbo junky shirt"my replacement for your displacement" with the picture of a turbo
Guy: so I'm guessing that's not a picture of a hair drier? And its most likely a car part?
Guy: a carburetor
Me: naw its a turbo lol
Guy: Ohhhh ok so does your car have a turbo?
Made me chuckle