Pumping gas into my 2012 WRX hatch. A man with a caravan/Winnebago from the pump on the other side starts chatting to me.
Him: Hey nice car! Is that a Toyota?
No. Its a Subaru. WRX.
Him: Ohhh. *keeps chatting away*
Me: *gets back in car, starts it up*
Him: Whoa! That's no Toyota!
Shortly thereafter, I went searching through this website for Subie Etiquette and whether or not its acceptable to slap someone for saying such things. I found nothing.