Originally Posted by dburgoon
After being forced into a double date, my gf's bestfriends new boyfriend got into the back of my car:
Him: Why do you have so many antenna's back here (talking about my bc damper adjuster extenders).
Me: They arent antennas, they adjust the damper settings on my suspension.
Him: So they make your car faster?
Me: Ummmm, sure
Him: Can I turn them?
Me: Sure turn them all the way to the right. (He adjusts them to full stiff, then I get on it on a bumpy road)
Him: WOW they really work!
In a realistic point of view instead of having it get awkward you could have told him about locking the back hubs for the awd to engage then ask him to be a sport and manually do that, once out of the car proceed to speed away laughing like you won, knowing you we're gunna shag both babes.