Met a buddy at a gas station to give him some parts. There was a guy (short, black guy, long dreads, looked like Lil' Wayne) that was at the gas station and my buddy warned me he is probably gonna come ask me if he can wash my windows for gas money. About a minute later he came over to me.
Guy: "Ay yo man I'll wash your windows for a nugget of weed"
Me: "No thanks, and I don't have any weed"
Guy: "Oh come on man don't lie I know you got weed if you're driving a car like this!"
Me: "Nope really I don't"
Guy: "I like your car a lot though, what is this, one of those Hon.....Acura A...Accords?"
He asked me all the typical questions (Is it fast? How fast does it go? Etc.) and said he likes the hoodscoop and asked if I cut the hole in the hood myself.
Before I left he asked us if we know what is wrong with his van. Said it keeps overheating. We were by Omaha, Nebraska, and he said he was from New York heading to California to go snowboarding...and had literally NO water or antifreeze in his radiator.