So I walked up to this kid the other day and decided to have a little fun. It went a little like this:
me: Hey sir, is that your Subaru out there?
him: Yes it is, you're not planning on giving me a ticket are you?
me: Why would I do that?
him: ...Oh.. never mind... What's up?
me: I have a Subaru legacy and I'm actually looking for a hood, do you happen to know where I could find one?
me: What? Nasi-what?
him: N-A-S-I-O-C, It's an internet forum and they have a private classifieds section where members sell parts, I'm sure you'd be able to locate a hood there.
me: Ok thanks. I probably shoulnd't be telling you this, but I actually raced one that looks like yours and he only took me off the launch, we were dead even after that...Oh I just remembered, my clutch is toast, so that's why he beat me...
him:Yeah man, that makes sense.
me: You know, I was thinking of doing a WRX engine and turbo swap, because everything else on the car is the same as the STi. Drivetrain, suspension, everything. It's a pretty cool little car.
him:I'd recommend an STi swap, preferably with forged pistons, that'd be the best bet as far as power and reliability ( for some reason he was trying to hold back a smile).
me: Yeah, totally agree
him: Well, I have to get back to work, good luck with your legacy..