I had a good one this morning. I stopped at an open house this morning on my way to work just to check it out. After taking the tour, I was about to leave and the agents partner came in from outside and struck up a conversation about my car.
Him: Is that your silver car out there?
Me: Yes, that is my Subaru
Him: Does it have the Porsche motor in it?
Me: No, its not a Porsche motor. It has a flat 4 in it that is the same layout as the Porsche motor though.
Him: I thought they had Porsche motors in them. My nephew has one like that.
Me: Its the same design as the Porsche motor, in a flat configuration, but its alot cheaper and easier to work on.
Him: His has the Porsche motor in his. It also has the Porsche chassis.
Me: (okay????) Oh really?
Him: Yeah. Its pretty fast. Is yours fast?
Me: Fast enough to get in trouble.
Him: Does yours have the button? (imitates pushing a button with his finger)
Me: Which button?
Him: My nephews car has a button that he pushes for boosting. When he pushes it that thing really puts you back in your seat.
Him: Yeah, he bought his for 30 thousand
Me: Wow, I got mine cheaper than that
Him: His is really nice
Me: I'm sure it is
Him: Its really fast too with that Porsche motor (rambled on some more about the Porsche motor and chassis and how good it was)
Me: Well, I really have to get to work, have a nice day.
Him: Alright, stay out of trouble.
Porsche motor and chassis, huh?