Funny... this just happened to me in Albertsons parking lot. Some old man and his son were over the parking line and resting on my front bumper when I returned with my groceries. Nothing more than a scratch from his plate, but it is the principle. I am sure he would have acknowledged an old muscle car, regardless, OVER THE [email protected]
I approached him when he returned, and let just say he was instantly "less than cordial" about it. There was a barrage of profanity and if I had been quicker to get around my car, he would have been wearing that Papa Murphy's pizza in his hands.
As I was retrieving my camera from it's pelican box I told his son, "I assume he acts like this all the time, if you're tired of grandpa mistreating you, I am willing to adopt you and show you a better life", that stuck a nerve...
Now the crowd of onlookers was beginning to grow, I thought he was gonna get out and fight or plow into the subby at that point, but I guess he noticed all the people starring it was a good idea to leave.
I really wish he would have gotten out, I am not afraid let my 90lb German shepherd taste human flesh in my defense, or too yank a loudmouthed old fart to the ground by his ponytail.
Swallowed my pride, then took a picture of him flipping me a bird as he drove away and a shot of his plates. I got thumbs up from 4-5 people before getting in my car, so I feel it was confirmed by my peers that I was in the right. We will see what the insurance company digs up...